Best movie lines to shout at the point of orgasm

[Alberon]

Get away from her, you bitch!

[Noodle Lizard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc

[Bad Ambassador]

Slight paraphrase:

"I don't know what's going on, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

The power of Christ compels you

[Catalogue Trousers]

"Yer all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"

[Absorb the anus burn]

"remember, if you do use any strange wotsits put plenty of paper down first"

[chocky909]

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite?" Mr. Blonde - Reservoir Dogs

"Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry." Meatloaf - Fight Club

"You've got red on you." Shaun Off (Of The Dead)

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

I Can Smell Your Cunt

[Noodle Lizard]

"I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!"

Though you'll instantly be kicked out, willy still be-johnnied, and worry for the rest of your life about being jailed for being a nonce, which will take the pressure off your heroin addiction.

[thecuriousorange]

"So he says: 'Do you love me?' And she says: 'No. But that's a real nice ski-mask!'"

[Big Jack McBastard]

"I know what you're thinking; 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself."

[gabrielconroy]

Back and to the left. Back and to the left!

[zomgmouse]

"How it got in my pyjamas I'll never know."

[mycroft]

"Now I, Skeletor, am master of the universe! YES!"

"We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."

"Ten points to Gryffindor!"[nb]Rumour has it that a friend of mine actually did this once[/nb]

[EOLAN]

"The stuff that dreams of made are."

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy."

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate."

[SJJames]

I Can Smell Your Cunt

We now have a winner...

[SJJames]

"Ten points to Gryffindor!"[nb]Rumour has it that a friend of mine actually did this once[/nb]

Second place and an honourable mention.

[sirhenry]

"Harold.....that monstrosity you purchased is an eyesore....and an embarrassment."

or

"Harold, everyone has the right to make an arse of themselves. You can't let the world judge you too much."

[Blumf]

"You fill me with inertia"

"Can you hear my pores breathe?"

"Fornication is such a puny sin"

[zomgmouse]

"I feel like a pig shat in my head."

[NoSleep]

Get away from her, you bitch!

Why don't you put her in charge?

That's it! Game over, man!

...mostly.

[NoSleep]

OK Paaauul!

[billtheburger]

I'll fuck anything that moves.

[Sal Vicuso]

Who wants a moustache ride?

[sirhenry]

From previous experience, I don't think I'll use "I love it when a plan comes together" again.


Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

[Natnar]

"It's in the trees, it's coming!"

[Kane Jones]

"This is the moment you've been waiting for!"

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

'Julie Andrews'

'Oh, Hi Mark!'

'Oh, you're all wet' (Julian Clary says it to Richard Wilson in "Carry On Columbus.")

'kiss my sweaty ballbag!' (doesn't Peter Capaldi say that in 'In The Loop' ? I'm surprised it's not already been done, unless I've missed it)

'nice beaver!'

[NoSleep]

Why don't you put her in charge?

That's it! Game over, man!

...mostly.

Just realised I didn't read the thread title properly[nb]Although they do kind of work.[/nb]. Will have to try again.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

'go away.... we don't want yer!' (from 'Life Of Brian')