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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2013, 10:54:23 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
I know he's an easy target but the chorus is so lazy and annoying. And it was everywhere played ironically.

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2013, 10:59:06 PM »
This guy fits into the category of 'so bad it's hilarious'. I couldn't work out if he was serious for a while, but thankfully it seems he is.

The great R.A.E.D.

GIRL I NO U WANT ME BACK

NO MORE TEARS TO CRY

SPREAD UR LEGS OFFICIAL VIDEO CLIP


Wow, what a guy, I'll pop if I watch all of them in one night.

Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2013, 11:32:26 PM »
R.A.E.D is working on a different rhythmic plane to the rest of us.

I do like the GIRL I NO U WANT ME BACK video where he sings to a chainlink fence.

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2013, 11:40:30 PM »
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the 1st edit had 133,000 views in 1 year and 4months ......she wants me back, the international rize from the under ground took place on the night of the lunar eclipse witness buy Kaz who happens to be a friend of the magic cat kyote any way this is the club rize time for uz to bounce
GAME OVER
R.A.E.D. is a true visionary artist.

Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2013, 12:08:21 AM »
I discovered this gem recently whilst clicking through some Eurovision vids on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uNfhj66GOo

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2013, 02:58:23 AM »

SPREAD UR LEGS OFFICIAL VIDEO CLIP

Video aside, that's actually fairly fuckin brilliant.

Here's one. "Say the password!!!!"

http://youtu.be/GWDU9ZWMoEw

(Again, though, it's more the performance. Song kind of rocks. Not in the same league as that Spread Ur Legs stuff, though, which I think is genuinely brilliant.)

Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2013, 03:21:50 AM »
Fergie,

London Bridge, awful sexless humorless, talentless tramp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_cVqYC-45Y


Black Eyed Peas

I Got A Feeling

Easy target, but just soul destroying empty, especially a few years ago when it was unavoidable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

My humps, you are a cunt if you like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs


And to conclude, the lass who listened to Fergie and thought " I can make worst music than that" Nicki Minaj



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6j4f8cHBIM
« Last Edit: May 31, 2013, 03:48:52 AM by rjd2 »

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2013, 07:59:38 AM »


And to conclude, the lass who listened to Fergie and thought " I can make worst music than that" Nicki Minaj



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6j4f8cHBIM

Ah man, as irritating as that song is (and I've got to say, for a throwaway listen I quite enjoyed its obnoxious relentlessness) she's got mad fucking flow.
and 'Listen, Pebbles, go back to your habitat' is a great line.

Edit: This is my current bete noire. There's nothing I hate more than interpolations of old music-hall songs or whatever crowbarred into modern hip-hop - and this is a pretty egregious example. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWRT0xhN5pw
« Last Edit: May 31, 2013, 08:11:38 AM by kngen »

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #38 on: May 31, 2013, 08:38:25 AM »
Black Lace - We Dance (Live on 3-2-1)

The UK's favourite party group adopt World Music after being early advocates of Peter Gabriel's WOMAD. Their agenda was to enthral and shock mainstream listening habits by unleashing this music on the unassuming masses on prime-time TV. The music was a complex fusion of Greek Dhimotiká and English party music, long ingrained into the British folkloric traditions. Startling results.

However, a year later Dusty Bin's collaboration with the Afro-Celt Soundsystem subsequently ruined any progress Black Lace had ever made.

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #39 on: May 31, 2013, 09:33:52 AM »
Nicki Minaj is a decent rapper who makes a lot of unfathomably shit pop R&B. I actually quite like her, she seems a bit bonkers. Also she looks computer-generated.

Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #40 on: May 31, 2013, 12:16:58 PM »

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #41 on: May 31, 2013, 12:18:20 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKX1EY6dkIY

close thread.

"The living legend that is Chris Morris, famous for Brass Eye, The Day Today, Jam and so on made this piece of trash on purpose to prove that any old crap could get in to the charts. The girls were all in on it, thay were chosen because of their inabillity to hold a tune."

That's a silly rumour that the user in question seems to be quoting as fact.

Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #42 on: May 31, 2013, 02:15:02 PM »
'close thread', he says. Like he's found the winner.

Then I listened to it. Close thread.

Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #43 on: May 31, 2013, 02:21:06 PM »
Nicki Minaj is great, anyone on the other side of this thought is a baldhead babylon shitter

Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #44 on: May 31, 2013, 02:41:25 PM »
Wow that 'maybe it's because I'm a Londoner' one really is annoying.

Alesha Dixon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuQft_YlI8I


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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #46 on: May 31, 2013, 02:51:57 PM »
I can't get that Nickleback song out of my head. The rhyming scheme is so fucking terrible. But it is that opening line and the way he smiles and looks at the back of the picture frame that gets me.

"How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?"

Unreal.

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #47 on: May 31, 2013, 03:43:19 PM »
This has to be a contender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

[Vocoder]Let's get fucking freaky nooow[Vocoder]

That is fucking tortuously shit. They need burning.

Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #48 on: May 31, 2013, 06:46:34 PM »
Speak the Hungarian Rapper - 'Sometimes People Make A War':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIf7_ZDGSHQ

Yeah.

C'mon.

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #49 on: May 31, 2013, 06:59:43 PM »

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #50 on: June 01, 2013, 01:19:59 AM »
http://youtu.be/o1sN1pEcPSA

Imagine this was yer ma.

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #53 on: June 01, 2013, 02:26:25 PM »
Speak the Hungarian Rapper - 'Sometimes People Make A War':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIf7_ZDGSHQ

Yeah.

C'mon.


This is fucking amazing. Nice to see Chris de Burgh helping out:


Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #54 on: June 01, 2013, 02:37:54 PM »
Danny C & The Milkymans - 'Saveloy'

http://youtu.be/onoBSDM4qwc

Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #55 on: June 01, 2013, 02:43:05 PM »
http://youtu.be/o1sN1pEcPSA

Imagine this was yer ma.

I think she saw a Jan Terri video and thought "I could do that".

Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #56 on: June 01, 2013, 04:42:50 PM »
More Than Words by Extreme.

Fucking dreadful.

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #57 on: June 01, 2013, 04:51:19 PM »
I can't remember who said it (sure it was someone on here) but if you replace 'More than words' with 'A blow-job' that song is much more accurate and slightly more tolerable.

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #58 on: June 01, 2013, 04:53:51 PM »
This might be 'so bad it's good'.

The Danish group Shu-bi-dua with their showstopper 'There is a dogshit in my garden'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iZhreiGx2s

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There is a dogshit in my garden
 and when I cut my grass
 the dogshit is no longer in my garden
 it is a-sittin on my footsole
 and smell like a doggies ass
 and that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden

You can have women and cookies and a strawberry
but there is nothin' as bad as a doggie's shit

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Re: The worst song you've ever heard
« Reply #59 on: June 02, 2013, 12:51:23 AM »