https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2vA-joMEsg
I win.
I just want to thank you for this, since no one else has. It's fucking excellent.
However, in the same vein of middle-aged women making hideous, sassy tunes, you'll never beat this:
Lisa Gail Allred - 3 Second RuleThe bridge before the last chorus is utterly unreal, but you have to stick out the whole thing to really get the impact of it.
It's gotta be said, I absolutely love this sort of music. The sort where it's so hilarious in so many ways within the confines of a conventional pop song structure that you find yourself unable to stop listening. But, of course these two have the added benefit of a mesmerising video. "3 Second Rule" even has a cheeky camel toe appearance at 1:25.