Football 2013/14

[checkoutgirl]

Fucking dense. Sorry, everyone.

I'm not really, but y'know.

Sheesh.

You should be. First the Ian Holm avatar and now this. You're determined to ruin my CAB experience, aren't you?

[Eis Nein]

It's a blunderbuss, nothing personal.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

So foreign players cannot feel any emotional ties to the club that they play for or for the country they reside in, even if they've been there for a while? That's interestingly right-wing of you. He could have followed Liverpool in his youth for all you know. The fact that he's not local matters very little, as long as he loves the club, works hard for the club, loves the fans and brings joy to the fans for as long as possible.

He loves Liverpool so much he spent all summer agitating to leave, and has will leave if they don't make the Champions League this year. And might even leave this month if someone can find £100m down the back of the sofa.

Liverpool fans treat him like he's a born and brought up red, loves the club, will never leave etc etc, when he absolutely 100% wasn't, doesn't and will. He's exactly the same as any other player.

But you fall for the bullshit every time. Every. Fucking. Time.

[ziggy starbucks]

Maybe if anyone else had any idea what the hell you're trying to say, you'd have a point but...

I think its all a metaphor about the persecution of liverpool fans by the roman empire or something

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Oh, and on Clattenburg v Lallana, here's how refs in the NHL talk to players: http://youtu.be/hddxqb65YiM?t=56s

More of that please.

[DrGreggles]

Liverpool fans treat him like he's a born and brought up red, loves the club, will never leave etc etc, when he absolutely 100% wasn't, doesn't and will. He's exactly the same as any other player.

But you fall for the bullshit every time. Every. Fucking. Time.

I think the Liverpool fans love him because he upsets you so much.
Still, keep it up. Your anti-Suarez stuff cracks me up.

[Eis Nein]

Rodgers charged. A badge of honour.

After the offside v City, the systematic filth of Chelsea from minute one and the artless clogging of Hull (6 bookables on Suarez, then a yellow for him), the FA have decided on a root-and-branch, systemic overhaul to restore the standing of the sport. A fine should do it. One last heave.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

The FA, completely incapable of running football even slightly competently, are capable of orchestrating a campaign of anti-Liverpool bias in refereeing that is the only reason the reds haven't won the league since Thatcher was in power.

Fact. As Rafa might say.

[Onken]

I think someone could do with a time out, maybe a couple cheeky biscuits and a cup of tea.

[alcoholic messiah]

Boy, I sure hope Genséric Kusunga PRAWNS-WHEY-LEEK COUSCOUS-HUNGER isn't in the starting XI for Oldham Athletic COLD-HAM MASH-LETTUCE on Sunday.

[doppelkorn]

The FA, completely incapable of running football even slightly competently, are capable of orchestrating a campaign of anti-Liverpool bias in refereeing that is the only reason the reds haven't won the league since Thatcher was in power.

Fact. As Rafa might say.

And Fergie pulls the strings. And he agreed with Steve Bruce to make Hull lose to Utd on Boxing Day.

[Eis Nein]

We all know Bruce has never beaten Utd, and only occasionally draws. That's settled. That's safe. But are you willing to go for Bully's special prize - oggies.

I guess 3.

Someone find out; make me look a saddened, embittered straw-clutcher, if only for a brief second, before I return to my default status: better than youse.

[ziggy starbucks]

everyone relax!

[doppelkorn]

We all know Bruce has never beaten Utd, and only occasionally draws. That's settled. That's safe. But are you willing to go for Bully's special prize - oggies.

I guess 3.

I got nuthin'

Someone find out; make me look a saddened, embittered straw-clutcher

If only one of us could work that angle.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Bruce's record against Manchester United is even more baffling when you realise he's managed Birmingham, Wigan, Sunderland and Hull, Premier League giants who would otherwise regularly beat them.

[Neil]

I'm gonna lock this for size, please start a new thread.

[Morrison Lard]

Neil, in a football thread.. Fuck. The end is neigh

[alcoholic messiah]

I'm gonna lock this for size, please start a new thread.

There used to be a football thread here.









Now there's one here instead.

[Subtle Mocking]

Neil, in a football thread.. Fuck. The end is neigh

Four horsemen of the apocalypse?

[Morrison Lard]

Flat back four of the apocalypse..

[Queneau]

Hoof it to Crouchy!

[thraxx]

You bottom-burp.  I only suggested that Man City and Chelsea were not as hateable as LFC and MUFC, not that City and Chelsea were not worthy of hate, which they certainly are.   It's just that Man Utd and Liverpool are the hideously odious, as opposed to odious.

[doppelkorn]

How so?

[Eis Nein]

Too much even for 1 thread.

[wunderbar]

whoops