Anything Goes Thread #05 (except piss, shit and death)

[sproggy]

How the fuck do get them so 'photo-realistic'...?

I would like to thank my producer and all the behind the scenes guys who made it all possible, also mook my mentor.

I love you all, Mmmwaahhhh

[JJJJH]

Can't get the bastard under an icecream box, his jab's got a filthy reach.

[fanny splendid]

[monkhouse terror]

Classical monging :)

[Rubbish Monkey]

[Still Not George]

- BIG FACKING SPIDER -
Can't get the bastard under an icecream box, his jab's got a filthy reach.

we found a woodlouse spider the other day, fucking huge fangs that thing had. When we got it into a pint glass you could hear its teeth ssccccraaaaapppiiiingg across the glass.
Is that a stock photo or is there really an enormous spider in your house?

(and more importantly, are you admitting to owning such an ugy clock?)

[JJJJH]

Woodlouse spider story - Garrrrrrrrrgh, eeeeevil. I hate the combined effect of trapping a big spider, and while you're carrying it to the front door, not only can you hear its' body parts slapping the sides, YOU CAN FEEL IT THROUGH THE BOX. NOOOOO.

I took the photo, it's a beast my brother pointed out to me in his room. I have to confess, it's enlarged probably about 4 times compared to that clock. Boxing gloves were already on it though.

And the clock, yes, but it's my brothers'.

Isn't it amazing though how the light comes through the the woodlouse spiders though? That's what's great about having them in a pint glass.

[sproggy]

... Boxing gloves were already on it though.

Ha Ha, excellent.  Now if it had boxing gloves on all eight legs, that would truly be an awesome arachnid.  Imagine that coming at you from under the duvet!

What the fuck's a Woodlouse spider?

Lovely stuff Fanny and Rubbish Monkey, they both cheered me up, thanks.

[monkhouse terror]

That is truly excellent :)

[gazzyk1ns]

Can't get the bastard under an icecream box, his jab's got a filthy reach.

OMG NERF LOL NO CLOCKSPIDER

[Regular John]

I seem to be doing a lot of game related mongs recently!

[mr rou-rou]

Don't know why I wanted to share this with you, I bought one when I went travelling in 2000 and when my travels came to an end I enjoyed colouring in the second eye, came away from the experience with both eyes open so to speak.

I'm not sure where you can buy them in this country, but the Japanese give them away for driving tests, new jobs, business campaigns, travelling etc.

I was reading the majority are bought around New Year, most commonly made of papier-mâché and once you've achieved your goal they are burnt as an offering. I've not burned mine, it's sat on top of my monitor next to a blank one my mate in Oz posted over to me, I've yet to set myself a goal and get the first eye coloured in and have it stare at me until completion

and that ends show-and-tell

[sproggy]

Saturday night and stuck in keeping an eye on the bairns in bed whilst Mrs sproglet goes out to work,
consequently the inevitable crossing of my boredom threshold has led me to this:



Apologies to Darrell (or was it Dr David V) who created the original.

[dirk speedrift]

not as funny as id hoped...

[fanny splendid]

Chuh, kids nowadays.

It's GOLD, yes GOLD at the end of the rainbow...





Nice mong!

[fanny splendid]

[Santa's Boyfriend]

Mrs. Goatse:

http://home8.swipnet.se/~w-88768/images/BILDVI~.JPG

NOT AT ALL WORK SAFE!!!!

[mook]

That's been shopped.

[@ssmaster]

CHAVS!!!

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/films/chav2.wmv

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/films/chav1.wmv


Comedy gold I tells ya

[lactating man nips]

Fucking hell those chavs have been filmed in my old university halls...

[Krang]

Im pretty sure theyre not real chavs. Some guy posted a link to a cartoon of Fat-Pie. It was about chavs and these guys. Similar lines, and some of the chavs sounded like him.

[Goldentony]

thats enuff i, robot puns for now

[lactating man nips]

Im pretty sure theyre not real chavs. Some guy posted a link to a cartoon of Fat-Pie. It was about chavs and these guys. Similar lines, and some of the chavs sounded like him.

I think I read on the fatpie site that they paid the chavs to be interviewed, and if they aren't real chavs  then they are the Robert Deniros of chav imitators. In Hull there is plenty of human refuse for them to have picked those two from.

[Bilko]

[splattermac]

reminds me of the rubber chicken challenge we had a while back



I think it was Almost Yearly that did a cracking one called 'rubber necking'

[sproggy]

"Anything Goes Thread #05 (except piss, shit and death)"

[Santa's Boyfriend]

but he's not dead!  It's a fucking chicken!

[Timmay]

"Anything Goes Thread #05 (except piss, shit and death)"

Stop underlining text for fucks sake! It really confuses me.

[Bilko]

[Tibetan Singin' Bowl]

Too soon, Hammill, too soon...