Anything Goes Thread #05 (except piss, shit and death)

[Rats]

[sproggy]

Borrowed from B3ta

[Bilko]

Nicked from Kontraband

[Purple Tentacle]

I like the dials and knobs one.

[splattermac]

shame on me but the common ore line made me titter

[fanny splendid]

The Tate Modern.

Seven floors of the most critically acclaimed art works.

Including for 60p, this

Goatse: Portrait of the perv as a young child (with doughnut).

[Mediocre Rich]

Ruud showed Wayne around his new home



Credit goes to Lewis for the idea.

[mook]

haha...fantastic. Send that to B3ta. Go on, It's front page material that.

[Mediocre Rich]

haha...fantastic. Send that to B3ta. Go on, It's front page material that.

http://www.b3ta.com

cool.

[mook]

. Told you it was a good'un..

That's two whore b3ta FP's in a week innit?

[Lewis]

Ruud showed Wayne around his new home



Credit goes to Lewis for the idea.

Haha, excellent stuff, I was hoping someone would do that - nice one!

Expect to see it in the next issue of 'nuts' too

[splattermac]

I've just been emailed the Rooney / Nistle image via email, so you're famous and I'm jealous. Well done in getting a viral.

[hencole]

My mate showed me that last night on his Fulham FC message board. B3TA? he said, no VW's od course. LOL.

[Mediocre Rich]

Risiculous as it sounds this has given me a greater sense of achievement than the entire last 5 years of my working life since leaving University.

<Paltrow>I'd like to thank sniffle, Lewis wail, my family cry for supporting me ....breaks down in a pool of sobbing mess</Paltrow>

[mook]

heh, I've just had it mailed to me, and wherever they got it from has cut your name off the bottom. The fuckers.

[hencole]

The Daily Star have stolen your picture Mediocre, apparantly. Go get your royalties.

[Mediocre Rich]

Blimey.

I got an email from my web host saying that I had exceeded my 250mb download for yesterday.  Apparently it was 1,759 Mb.  Fuck me.  I think Im going to get banned.

[Purple Tentacle]

I love the way they've had to explain the cartoon in precise detail, as well as showing the piece alongside.

"The humour is derived from the fact that Rooney looks like Shrek, and Van Nistleroy looks like the donkey out of Shrek".

It's the way they tell 'em.




OKOKOK I'm just jealous.

[Santa's Boyfriend]

You'll have to put your name on as a watermark next time, as they seemed to have cut it off.

[splattermac]

ah here's the other image I was looking for Rooney / Heskey

it went viral during the werld cup like

[Lewis]

Blimey, well done Rich you 'web joker' you. I demand 15% of any money you get out of the perverted* proprietor of the Daily star in the future. On the next mong make sure you put "The Daily Star is shit" in really small text somewhere on the image, just in case.


*Copyright Daily Mail

[Olipro]

here's my erm, not so impressive mong, inspired by the iPod parodies, still, I'm sure it'll make someone groan.

[Timmay]

Fackin' hell Rich. I think you need to replace the Mediocre in your name.

Well done, getting your work printed is the holy grail of us mongers. Shame it's the Star though eh ;)

[gazzyk1ns]

Heh, yeah nice work... I was going to say "that type of email spreads like wildfire these days" but that's an understatement, I think the phrase "...spreads like wildfire" should be replaced with "...spreads like an amusing Email".

[Rats]

Here's another slap on the back seen as you didn't even get a pint out of the fuckers.

[sproggy]

Come Mr. Taliban

[Rats]

[Partridge's Love Child]

The Mirror printed the Rooney/van Nistelrooy Shrek one as well.  It was in their Staurday foolball pull-out.  I'd ask them for some big money, or you'll send the boys 'round.

[Mediocre Rich]

The Mirror printed the Rooney/van Nistelrooy Shrek one as well.  It was in their Staurday foolball pull-out.  I'd ask them for some big money, or you'll send the boys 'round.

You've not got a copy have you?  As I pointed out I am quite pointlessly proud and have been boring people to death for the last few days, some new material could give my friend losing actions a whole new impetus.

[sproggy]

the day after the internet was invented image

It might be old but I thought it would be nice for people to see what animation is like when it's in synch with the music ;-)