Heads-up: Faking it, C4, 9pm

[king mob]

God, I hate her.

Sorry, but I do. She's a s*****c. A really annoying s*****c. I'd kill her, in half a second. Oh, I would. Watch me.

Does that view counter the stereotypical opinion of the board?



had to be done:)

[Frinky]

Does that view counter the stereotypical opinion of the board?

Everyone's opinion, I think. I spend listless days, hoping to find someone to agree with me. It's a shit existence...

[king mob]

Does that view counter the stereotypical opinion of the board?

Everyone, I think. I spend listless days, hoping to find someone to agree with me. It's a shit existence...

Awwww, have some more Karen O

[Dr David V]

God, I hate her.

Sorry, but I do. She's a s*****c. A really annoying s*****c. I'd kill her, in half a second. Oh, I would. Watch me.

Psst... don't say that infront of the Tracey...

I missed the first one, so I was determined to catch this, and I did. I know most posh people are generally twats, but I just can't grasp how stressed she got over her hair. Jesus, I just want to go into her room at night with a pair of scissors and cut her hair. Then I'd stab her.

Oh, and if you're offered a drink with Karen O, don't refuse it, you silly bint.

[imitationleather]

If I was offered a drink with Karen O I'd smash the glass over her head and then shove the shards into her face.

[Dr David V]

But that would get you arrested, which is why I prefer my idea.

[king mob]

Would you stick glass in this face?



theres far better things to stick in her face

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

Moisturiser?

[Frinky]

[Psst... don't say that infront of the Tracey...

Tracey V Karen "The Spaz"-O:

Winnaaah: Tracey!

[imitationleather]

TraceyQ wouldn't fight Karen O though, she lurves her and that fucking band she's in.

Doesn't Karen O's face look like a deflating balloon? Yes, you know it does.

[Frinky]

TraceyQ wouldn't fight Karen O though, she lurves her and that fucking band she's in.

That's not what I meant, love. Never mind.

[TraceyQ]

Ah, Karen O. Cheers me up far more than the Darius. Thank you, King Mob.

(did I mention I'm off to see them on the 12th April? No? I am you know, I am, I am I am.)

[TraceyQ]

TraceyQ wouldn't fight Karen O though, she lurves her and that fucking band she's in.

That's not what I meant, love. Never mind.

What did you mean, Frinky-Dink?

And there's nothing wrong with having a round face and slightly wonky eyes.
<Looks in mirror>
Well. I dunno.

[Dr David V]

Yes, I recall you said something...

Oh, and re-reading this thread reminded me of the backing band. What a group of twats, they sound like they're stuck in the rawking 70s/80s. Now they're the sort of people I'd want to illegally put sharp things into.

[Purple Tentacle]

I've never even heard of karen O, but I'm with Frinky on this one.

But then I'm starting to think I'd rather have a round of bumming with Frinky than a good 50% of women.

What should I do, baby Jesus?

[Unhappydisgustingwow]

Ah, Karen O. Cheers me up far more than the Darius. Thank you, King Mob.

(did I mention I'm off to see them on the 12th April? No? I am you know, I am, I am I am.)

Did I mention I am too? What a coincidence!

Frinky, I don't know how you can call Karen O an "annoying s*****c" when you liked the girl on Faking It! She was rank and a really obnoxious cow to boot.
Ah each to their own I guess...

Even though Karen O is the best...

[Frinky]

What did you mean, Frinky-Dink?

I'll tell you tonight.

What should I do, baby Jesus?

Baby Jesus say: Do it! And bring your girlfriend.

[king mob]

Ah, Karen O. Cheers me up far more than the Darius. Thank you, King Mob.

(did I mention I'm off to see them on the 12th April? No? I am you know, I am, I am I am.)

Ahhh, Nat & myself are seeing them in London on the 15th & we will be dribbling at her from as close to the front as possible.

[Frinky]

Frinky, I don't know how you can call Karen O an "annoying s*****c" when you liked the girl on Faking It! She was rank and a really obnoxious cow to boot.

It's been a long revealed fact that my achilles heel is posh, or at the least, a quasi-posh lady. Eventually it turns to murder with girls like that, but it's fun - oh such fun - while it lasts. I'm not good enough for a proper posh lady, you see.

Besides, Charlotte Heatherly = better than Karen. Nicer eye make up I'm not gay.

Dear God! I forgot to mention Sophie! Oh, she's gonna be so mad...

[TraceyQ]

Ewww, not posh girls trying to do rock, purlease!!!. Classical guitar lessons do not make you a plank-spanking Goddess. Gigs in dirty pubs and starving because it's either rent or food make you a princess of punk. (And shagging the boy in the most popular local band, that helps)

edit: I just want to make it clear that I have not starved for the lack of money for rent for the last few years, but I was thin once, damn you all!

[Unhappydisgustingwow]

Dear God! I forgot to mention Sophie! Oh, she's gonna be so mad...

You don't mean her do you...?



*retches*

EDIT: Ok I admit it! It's all jealousy really. I think she's very attractive.

[TraceyQ]

Oh, christ, some pissed up git told me I looked like her the other day. I laughed so hard I almost wee'd. Isnt she an odd thing? And all preggers too. Poor Frink. Do you think you could take on someone else's kid? I told Chris Robinson I couldnt do it, so I feel your pain.

[Frinky]

Um.... Yes.

But this is a far more flattering picture:

http://ecto-net.20m.com/miscpics/mattsebay/aseb.jpg

It's ok, I'm used to no-one understanding, I really am. The only reason I play guitar is to one day be in her backing band LIE. She's lovely, she really is.

I dunno what it is with the the girls on this board, you seem intent to hate every girl I've ever liked. Cerys kept poo-pooing my Hot or Nots, too. Tsk. Are you all jealous? There's plenty of Frink to go around! What about Charlotte? Am I allowed that?

[Unhappydisgustingwow]

Oh, christ, some pissed up git told me I looked like her the other day. I laughed so hard I almost wee'd.

That's better than someone telling you you look like Alison Moyet though (which is what my boyfriend's Dad said to me at the weekend.)
Yes, I did start crying.

[Frinky]

EDIT: Ok I admit it! It's all jealousy really. I think she's very attractive.

Woo! I win!

Though the biggest space in my heart is yours, Tracey, please move in.

[TraceyQ]

Woo! I win!

Though the biggest space in my heart is yours, Tracey, please move in.

Only if you stop calling me Sophie. <shudder>

[imitationleather]

Woahwoahwoah, it's time someone broke up this hippy trippy deeply dippy love-in.

Can't we all start hating eachother again?

[Frinky]

And only if you start calling me Jimmy.

Can't we all start hating eachother again?

I hate you 'cos you messed up my flow, innit.

[king mob]

Dear God! I forgot to mention Sophie! Oh, she's gonna be so mad...

You don't mean her do you...?



*retches*

EDIT: Ok I admit it! It's all jealousy really. I think she's very attractive.

She is but compared to Karen O......................

[king mob]

Woahwoahwoah, it's time someone broke up this hippy trippy deeply dippy love-in.

Can't we all start hating eachother again?

Whats that got to do with comedy?