But I could make a Paul Naschy horror film sound great if I did that.
EG.
Horror Rises From the Tomb
15th century Witchcraft,
Beheadings,
Nude inverted crucified hangings,
Artist with visions,
Ethereal floating heads,
Seance & psychic mediums,
Mountain dwelling hill billies with their own laws,
Grave digging,
Occult rites,
Possession,
Zombies,
People on fire,
Violence & gore including throat slitting, skin tearing and heart removal.
Spanish film set in France where everyone speaks Spanish,
Unintentionally funny,
The ladies dress length,
Boobs & bush,
Hypno-seduction.
or
Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll
Serial Killer.
Rapists.
Pig killings.
Eye removal.
Bitch slapping.
Throat slitting.
Cruelty.
Strangulations.
Hypnosis.
Corpses & corpse storage due to heartbreak.
Freaky European Cemeteries.
Stalkings.
Maggots in empty eye sockets.
Death by wheelchair.
Spanish film set in France where everyone speaks Spanish, (Spanish giallo!?)
Almost great soundtrack apart from the over use of Farajaka.
Twisty plot line that resolves nearly every bit of insignificance.
Ladies 70's style boots,
Prosthetic arms (including erotic kissing of),
A nymphomaniac,
Boobs,
Comedy spinny cinematography during love making scenes.
Disappointment post-coitus from both parties.
Unnecessary perviness: