Author Topic: You want to end a relationship? read on..  (Read 601 times)

You want to end a relationship? read on..
« on: February 11, 2004, 07:57:57 AM »
Ever wanted to send a 'Dear John' letter?

Dear Bitch,

By the time you read this, I'll be long gone. I'm sorry for doing this but, you left me no other choice. I know this might comes as a bit of a shock to you - especially because you're an emotional cripple. But I'm sorry – I just need hot sex with someone who isn't a human potato sack. I think you're a psychopath, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible. You're a German Scat Aficionado, and I'm vastly superior to you. You like declawed rodentia colonics, you eat noisily, and enjoy flea markets, and I don't like any of these things. Your favourite movie is Glitter, and your favourite band is N SYNCH. Do you even know what my favourite movie or band is? I once asked you what colour my eyes are and you said "Round". Anyway, I want to date other people. But you know what? I still want to be stalked. We can just forget the other is alive you know. We had some good times, or so I think . But please, don't be bitter like last time. That means no botched suicide attempts. And look - I won't even make an issue out of the £1,000 you owe me, or the fact that you punched my grandmother. So take care of yourself - and choke on your own vomit.

Eat Shit, Bitch

P.S. I'll love you forever. Call me next week..

Just in time for Valentines Day heh

Knowing how sick most of you are, I think we could do our own, whatdayareckon?