NELL!

[Talulah, really!]

"It's not even a real thread."

The Nells, what ever happened to them, you remember them, the Nells, there was the little one that died and it was sad, then there was the Nell with the oranges who sold them to the King caused he liked them, the oranges, though he liked Nell as well cause she was swell, anyway there were loads of Nells once and now you never hear of them, it's all Taylors or Florences or Emmas, always with the Emmas but no Nells, why did they all die out, it's not like there was a Nell Hindly who did murdering and stuff and got a really bad bleach job from the hairdressers and you still get Roses even after Fred's wife who looked a bit like Paul McCartney once but the Nells are gone, the last famous one was Nell Dunn and how prophetic her name turned out to be, poor cow.