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Started by Robot DeNiro, February 11, 2004, 11:50:58 AM

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Robot DeNiro

This week, I have been mostly imagining TV gameshow hosts saying their catchphrases whilst having sex.  With hilarious results.

Just simply saying the phrase during the throes of passion can be funny enough, for example Roy Walker from Catchphrase:

"What's Mr Chips doing now?"

But sometimes, the phrase will reveal the host's sexual preferences or attitudes.  Sticking with Roy Walker, he's obviously got the whole Catholic guilt thing going on:

"It's good but it's not right, it's good but it's not right."

There's loads more, so join with me in dragging the board to a new low.  We can make a game of it.  To our winner, a night hosting Have I Got News For You, to our losers, a night 'hostessing' for Angus Deayton.

Who's next?

smoker

you are the weakest link, goodbye

do you want to ask the audience?

come on down

higher, or lower?

Gazeuse

Hold on to your hollyhocks - Bob Monkhouse

Robot DeNiro

Excellent work, although I think they may benefit from a little explanation, for example:

Leslie Crowther begging his partner for oral sex:

"Come on down"

Keep 'em, er, coming.

Lord Spong

"I've started so I'll finish."

smoker

chris evans after he's just spaffed in billie's mouth,

"don't forget your toothbrush"

Robot DeNiro

Brilliant Smoker.

Bruce Forsythe abandons the foreplay and moves straight to full sex:

"You don't get anything for a pair, not in this game."

And of course, throughout the act of love:

"Good game, good game."

smoker

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhh

juice, we got juice! billy got juice, billy got juice!

- tappy tibbons

Qatar-wol

"Would you like to phone a friend, or ask the audience?"

Ooh, nasty.

smoker

forsythe discovers asian nympho twins in bedroom / forsythe returns home to find it being burgled again:

nice to see you, to see you nice

Lord Spong

"Stay out of the black and in the red.  There's nothing in this game for two in a bed!"

Morrisfan82

Les Dennis doubting his penetrative accuracy:

"If it's up there, I'll give you the money meself!"

smoker

"it's only a game, son"

davidson's career meets abrupt end

Reverend Minge

"Look at the muck in here" - Larry Grayson


swinny

"Pot as many balls as you can"

When ya cant decide where to put ya plonker - take a 50/50.

Bilko

Lovely smashing super great, you've got yourself a bit of bully.


Jim Bowen.

Robot DeNiro

Quote from: "Muteki"Les Dennis doubting his penetrative accuracy:

"If it's up there, I'll give you the money meself!"

Now that is going to take some beating.  Possibly  the funniest post I have ever read.  Makes me feel rather ashamed to post this weak effort.

Bob Holness at the moment of climax:

"and THAT'S Blockbusters!"

Uncle_Z

"Twelve down, three to go" - William G Stewart mourning the rapidly approaching end of his bukkake party.

Morrisfan82

Quote from: "Robot DeNiro"Bob Holness at the moment of climax:

"and THAT'S Blockbusters!"

Ha ha ha...

That's fuckin hilarious mate. I can just imagine his furrowed bespectacled face, teeth clenched, grimacing, yet with a hint of a smirk of satisfaction...

butnut

Quote from: "Uncle_Z""Twelve down, three to go" - William G Stewart mourning the rapidly approaching end of his bukkake party.

:)

"They think it's all over...it is now"

(bit of a cheat, but hey!)

Uncle_Z

Doodle, doodle, doodly-doo pyow.

Lord Spong

Quote from: "Uncle_Z"Doodle, doodle, doodly-doo pyow.


Ha ha.  Is that the 'Countdown' theme?

Des Nilsen

"We really wanna' see those fingers!"

It doesn't quite work does it? Fudge it.

:)

-

butnut

"It's the quickfire round - we don't know how much time we've got - but when the time's up, you'll here this sound..."

Gazeuse

For the more athletic lover...

'Give us a twirl.'

Des Nilsen

How about Ted Rogers' immortal "3-2-1!".

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smoker

"i think we should try and spice up our sex life dear."

"well, i'll have a p bob"

Vermschneid Mehearties

Quote from: "Des Nilsen"How about Ted Rogers' immortal "3-2-1!".

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With finger movements ;)

butnut

"I've got a cheque here for £32,000 - but I don't want to give you that!"