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Your starter for ten
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2004, 02:43:19 PM »
Des O'Connor tries to persuade a prostitute to sleep with him:

"Open the box!  Take the money!"

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« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2004, 03:38:50 PM »
For someone you don't particularly want to continue with:
"You have been evicted - please leave the house"

After a threesome:
"Well, didn't they do well?"

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« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2004, 03:43:48 PM »
For the Theakston's & the Bough's on being caught in the act there's "I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here! "

Quote from: "Vermschneid Mehearties"

Quote from: "Des Nilsen"

How about Ted Rogers' immortal "3-2-1!"


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With finger movements ;)


Crikey. It's an image...

:)

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mook

  • what a bulb
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« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2004, 03:48:15 PM »
Quote from: "Dr David V"
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After a threesome:
"Well, didn't they do well?"



Cheers for that, now I've got my mind filled with a mental image of me and Brucie spit roasting Anthea Redfern. Give us a twirl my arse.

gazzyk1ns

  • "I don't give a shit if your dad's dead or anything else"
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« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2004, 03:57:58 PM »
With a sudden, smug grin on your face - "...You're playing catch-up..."

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« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2004, 04:13:35 PM »
Quote from: "gazzyk1ns"
With a sudden, smug grin on your face - "...You're playing catch-up..."


:) have to use that one

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« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2004, 04:55:38 PM »
"You'll like this - not a lot!"
"Every second counts"
"Here comes another wipeout!" (ewww)

From the man Daniels himself (who I suspect probably is quite a filthy old bastard)

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« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2004, 04:57:54 PM »
"You're not going away empty handed"

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« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2004, 05:05:38 PM »
"Look at the muck in 'ere."

Larry Grayson

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« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2004, 05:07:32 PM »
if you've got a bit of a headache and don't really fancy it:

"good evening i'm mark lamarr"

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« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2004, 05:13:42 PM »
"share" *evil look* "or SHAFT!!!"

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« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2004, 05:45:48 PM »
Brucie at one of his weekly orgies

"You're so much nicer than last week's lot"



Jim Davidson from that snooker one, talking about himself in the third person; or commenting as he watches other folks doing the dirty

"Now he's going to sink the pink"

"..down the brown"


EDIT:
Big Break, that's the one.

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« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2004, 06:48:27 PM »
Quote from: "peet"
"You'll like this - not a lot!"
"Every second counts"
"Here comes another wipeout!" (ewww)

From the man Daniels himself (who I suspect probably is quite a filthy old bastard)


'Say "yes, Paul".'

Lt Plonker

  • Never forget.
    • Graymation
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« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2004, 07:00:40 PM »


"Oooooh, nasty."

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« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2004, 07:34:12 PM »
"You were so much better than last week"

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« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2004, 11:09:14 PM »
Quote from: "little pianist"
Paxman:

(sigh) oh come ON!


Nice.

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« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2004, 12:12:37 AM »
Quote from: "twatloops"
Quote from: "little pianist"
Paxman:

(sigh) oh come ON!


Nice.


also in a threesome:

hey! no conferring.

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« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2004, 12:51:27 AM »
"I'm going to have to rush you"