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Started by Robot DeNiro, February 11, 2004, 11:50:58 AM

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Robot DeNiro

Des O'Connor tries to persuade a prostitute to sleep with him:

"Open the box!  Take the money!"

Dr David V

For someone you don't particularly want to continue with:
"You have been evicted - please leave the house"

After a threesome:
"Well, didn't they do well?"

Des Nilsen

For the Theakston's & the Bough's on being caught in the act there's "I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here! "

Quote from: "Vermschneid Mehearties"
Quote from: "Des Nilsen"
How about Ted Rogers' immortal "3-2-1!"

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With finger movements ;)

Crikey. It's an image...

:)

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mook

Quote from: "Dr David V""

After a threesome:
"Well, didn't they do well?"


Cheers for that, now I've got my mind filled with a mental image of me and Brucie spit roasting Anthea Redfern. Give us a twirl my arse.

gazzyk1ns

With a sudden, smug grin on your face - "...You're playing catch-up..."

smoker

Quote from: "gazzyk1ns"With a sudden, smug grin on your face - "...You're playing catch-up..."

:) have to use that one

peet

"You'll like this - not a lot!"
"Every second counts"
"Here comes another wipeout!" (ewww)

From the man Daniels himself (who I suspect probably is quite a filthy old bastard)

terrorist

"You're not going away empty handed"

de selby

"Look at the muck in 'ere."

Larry Grayson

smoker

if you've got a bit of a headache and don't really fancy it:

"good evening i'm mark lamarr"

european son

"share" *evil look* "or SHAFT!!!"

Hairy Chin

Brucie at one of his weekly orgies

"You're so much nicer than last week's lot"



Jim Davidson from that snooker one, talking about himself in the third person; or commenting as he watches other folks doing the dirty

"Now he's going to sink the pink"

"..down the brown"


EDIT:
Big Break, that's the one.

dan dirty ape

Quote from: "peet""You'll like this - not a lot!"
"Every second counts"
"Here comes another wipeout!" (ewww)

From the man Daniels himself (who I suspect probably is quite a filthy old bastard)

'Say "yes, Paul".'

Lt Plonker


Dr David V

"You were so much better than last week"

twatloops

Quote from: "little pianist"Paxman:

(sigh) oh come ON!

Nice.

Quote from: "twatloops"
Quote from: "little pianist"Paxman:

(sigh) oh come ON!

Nice.

also in a threesome:

hey! no conferring.

Hairy Chin

"I'm going to have to rush you"