Shokolade zum Fruestuek

[Goldilocks]

well not normally to be recommended, cos of the Additives, but sometimes it´s ok. Only if they are top quality Belgian Gold Embossed Feckin Chocolates though, Cos I mean, wot is u worth?

Pink Frilly Cadillacs are also very sweet but do remember that if you go too fast you could LOSE YOUR HEADSCARF or there could even be really horrible blood carnage and devastation, which is ok if that´s your thang. So think about it first.

Also do not leave home without a second pair of comfortable shoes in satchel or you mae get grumpy.

And remember to pay attention to advertising because that is where all the information lies wot woz u thinkin you daft DOG!

This place is quiet as a friggin Morgue *WHO DIED??

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