lawks she´s writing a lot CALL THE POLICE

[Goldilocks]

TIME FOR A LITTLE SONG WHAT DO YOU RECKON

ahem

Ugly sister Number One:

SISTAH SISTAH SISTAH

DEEEEEEER

WHEN PWINCE CHAWMING DOES

apeeeear

Ai think that u should

VANISH!

out of siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggt!

'E will fink u look qwite fwightening

Our family twees been struk

bai

laigtening

A FACE

LIKE yours

SHOULD JUST

COME OUT

AT NAIGHT!!!!!!


Ugly Sister Number 2

SISTAH SISTAH SISTAH

PET

UVE GOT A FACE

ONE KAWNT FERGET

2 EYES

2 LIPS

2 EARS

2 TEEF

AND YET!

in ur outsize CARPET SLIPPERS

AND UR FEET AS

FLAT

AS

KIPPERS

(Sorry I don´t remember the line it´s BBC Cinderella though sometime in the sevenities it´s MASSIVE ALL THE NOBBLEMEN maybe somebody could help me out here I seem to be losing the damn plot how does it go again? Barbara Windsor and Beryl Reid? It´s Very Good Stuff ai ave it on vinyl buy ai just cant be bovvered cos AI feel like TOYAH WILCOX sometimes cept ai do want to go to school Rules Are Meant to be Kept Remember That or you might just get a slapped bottom!)

Fuck me me grammer is shite.

xoxox

Trix
I am terribly busy ave a little EDITING TO DO....