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Get In Grave

Started by The Boston Crab, January 10, 2014, 05:53:53 PM

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Clapping in time to music at concert? Get in grave.


Woman on shoulders? Get in grave.


Looking around at people to confirm that your existence is justified by the gaze of another? Get in grave.


Talking at concert? Get in grave.


Sunglasses? Get in grave.


Only dance to the ones you know? Get in grave.


Never dance? Grave.


Dance when music stops? Grave.


Southern accent? Grave.


Hand-made sign? Grave.


Hat? Grave.


At a festival? Grave.


Fluorescent anything? Grave.


Beads in hair? Grave.


Beads on wrist? Grave.


Anything on wrist except watch? Grave.


Digital watch? Grave.


The only people at any show shouldn't be people who just fancy it, or want to be there, it should be those who need to be there because it's the only thing they live for.


Have you met any superfans of something you're into and what's your experience?

You forgot loud, drunk numpties that think jumping around is akin to dancing. Didn't quite ruin the last Autechre gig I was at, but it still fucks me off because those things are not often.

But no, hate having to experience stuff with people who attend stuff just to post pics of themselves on twitter/facebook the next day. Which is most young people it has to be said.

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

Dont grave the woman on shoulders :(


BlodwynPig

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on January 10, 2014, 06:37:27 PM
Dont grave the woman on shoulders :(

Depends how heavy she is as it could be get in grave...YOU!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Nah women are nothing, the lovely little buttercups.

BlodwynPig

Shoulders weighs up his options (buttercup (r) or daisy (l))


Uncle TechTip


Guy

Looks like someone stood near her has.

biggytitbo


Guy

Again, this may have already happened.