Similar items

[Queneau]

Chrome has this 'similar items' add in[nb]I say add in because it was already there. It would be an add on if I'd added it, which I hadn't.[/nb], which has the purpose of suggesting similar items to what you are looking at on particular shop pages. I'm not sure how it works really because I've never given it much attention, which is why I haven't switched it off. However, today I was looking at this, on Amazon[nb]Before anyone mentions it, I wasn't going to buy it from Amazon. It was just for reference. I wouldn't buy from them.[/nb]:



And, I noticed the similar items because it suggested this: http://www.simplypleasure.com/play-candi-riot-waterproof-silicone-g-spot-vibrator-lilac.html?CA_6C15C=120125730000033569

A Play Candi Riot Waterproof Silicone G-spot Vibrator. Whilst, naturally, I bought one to stick up my arse then in my gob, I couldn't quite make the connection. Like Shakespeare? Go fuck yourself. It's not even the same colour.

It also, suggested this:



So, I think I'm starting to make the connection now. But then, no, I'm a tough heterosexual, if slightly nerdy, man again with a Bedford OB Coach Seaview Services model:



and this, tyre[nb]Semperit SPEED-GRIP 2 195/65 R15 91T - Quality tyre from Continental in mid price segment[/nb]:

[checkoutgirl]

They must sell those similar items spots to the highest bidder. You never know what those lads are doing in the background with their coding and algorithms. There is no connection between Shakspre and vibrators other than the most tenuous. They're both things, that's the only connection.

[NoSleep]

A Play Candi Riot Waterproof Silicone G-spot Vibrator.

A kind of spear that shakes.