Author Topic: What *do* you really look like?  (Read 143500 times)

mothman

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2070 on: September 23, 2018, 12:24:36 AM »
Here's an increasingly shabby looking bald middle aged man -



As someone who shall forever remain faceless here, I always feel awkward about commenting in this thread. But I have to ask, isn’t that almost identical in composition to the last self-portrait you shared?

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2071 on: September 23, 2018, 01:03:54 AM »
As someone who shall forever remain faceless here, I always feel awkward about commenting in this thread. But I have to ask, isn’t that almost identical in composition to the last self-portrait you shared?

Nah, I just checked and this is what Biggy looked like six months ago.


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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2072 on: September 24, 2018, 03:39:36 PM »
Biggy don't age. Biggy just is.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2073 on: September 25, 2018, 02:06:58 PM »

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2074 on: September 25, 2018, 10:25:59 PM »


Birsten TitBunst

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2075 on: September 25, 2018, 10:45:51 PM »
Oh my god, that's horrific.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2076 on: September 26, 2018, 09:22:35 AM »
Nah I think the brow tache suits him well.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2077 on: September 26, 2018, 07:21:46 PM »
Here's an increasingly shabby looking bald middle aged man -



A green plastic waaaatering caaaaan....

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2078 on: October 02, 2018, 10:21:41 PM »
Haven't bathed for over a week. Just been ratting at the cat and drinking boozefulls. Got serious with a BPD lass. Never make a decision on a wank is rule number 1 of CaB cLuB, next to shit for cunts having adequate mass plumbing. Rule number 7 is 'Never secondguess yourself' which is a bit rich for the initial ground lines. That got me wanking like a mecha yellow tail to death porn and got the urge to kill but the seventh rule patted me on the back and said beliebe in myself.

Fuck the prince Nepal. Here's my greasy mug getting dumbed.



Big picture cunt for a laff.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2079 on: October 02, 2018, 10:56:15 PM »
Haven't bathed for over a week. Just been ratting at the cat and drinking boozefulls. Got serious with a BPD lass. Never make a decision on a wank is rule number 1 of CaB cLuB, next to shit for cunts having adequate mass plumbing. Rule number 7 is 'Never secondguess yourself' which is a bit rich for the initial ground lines. That got me wanking like a mecha yellow tail to death porn and got the urge to kill but the seventh rule patted me on the back and said beliebe in myself.

Fuck the prince Nepal. Here's my greasy mug getting dumbed.



Big picture cunt for a laff.

Hobo Johnson

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2080 on: October 02, 2018, 10:58:31 PM »
Fuck, I can smell you from here. Have a wash, mate.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2081 on: October 02, 2018, 11:13:19 PM »
biggy you could really accentuate/compliment your face better if you got some half decent glasses

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2082 on: October 03, 2018, 06:59:08 AM »
That nestbeschmutzer needs a whole new face.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2083 on: October 03, 2018, 07:23:53 AM »


Beard aspirations. Day 18.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2084 on: October 03, 2018, 01:06:39 PM »


Beard aspirations. Day 18.

Hair aspirations. Conan O'Brien..

mothman

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2085 on: October 03, 2018, 06:59:07 PM »
Noel Edmonds biopic cast.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2086 on: October 04, 2018, 08:19:46 AM »
"He looked great but just couldn't handle the bazooka"

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2087 on: October 05, 2018, 03:19:44 PM »

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2088 on: October 05, 2018, 03:31:41 PM »

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2089 on: October 13, 2018, 10:28:20 PM »
Nah, I just checked and this is what Biggy looked like six months ago.



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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2090 on: November 09, 2018, 02:05:27 PM »
Biggy are you in Belfast today? Fella walked past me on lunch looked an awful lot like you.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2091 on: November 11, 2018, 10:20:47 PM »


Haircut since.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2092 on: November 11, 2018, 11:18:16 PM »
Javier Bardem’s let himself go.

BlodwynPig

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2093 on: November 11, 2018, 11:52:33 PM »

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2094 on: November 12, 2018, 03:56:41 AM »


Haircut since.

I've just always imagined you as Ade Edmondson.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2095 on: November 12, 2018, 04:19:16 AM »

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2096 on: November 12, 2018, 04:44:33 AM »
I've just always imagined you as Ade Edmondson.

Edmondson or Eddie? Angry drunk swine? Yeah thats me.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2097 on: November 12, 2018, 05:26:32 AM »
Edmondson or Eddie? Angry drunk swine? Yeah thats me.

Defo Eddie in the suit and everything.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2098 on: November 12, 2018, 06:02:29 PM »
Cheap.  Very cheap:


BlodwynPig

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2099 on: November 12, 2018, 08:20:42 PM »
Cheap.  Very cheap:



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