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What *do* you really look like?

Started by Fry, March 19, 2014, 03:50:45 PM

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Bronzy

Quote from: Norton Canes on December 11, 2018, 12:14:42 PM


Chris Sutton with a top bantz message to Robbie Sav and the BT Sport lads

Quote from: chveik on January 13, 2019, 02:51:41 AM


chveik at 4AM, looking fat and depressed

You look like a fat Brett from Flight of the Conchords mixed with a depressed Germain from Flight of the Conchords

Shoulders?-Stomach!


St_Eddie

Quote from: chveik on January 13, 2019, 02:51:41 AM


chveik at 4AM, looking fat and depressed

I'd be depressed too, if I were being held against my will in an attic.  At least your captors are keeping you well fed and have provided you with reading materials, I guess.


Dex Sawash

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on December 08, 2018, 10:10:57 PM
It took fucking ages to get this, and I'm not really happy with it.



Was your old avatar an actual simpsons character or your pic with a simpsonifier filter?

St_Eddie

Quote from: Dex Sawash on January 14, 2019, 01:41:56 AM
Was your old avatar an actual simpsons character or your pic with a simpsonifier filter?

Do you mean the character Sebastian Cobb from the monorail episode of The Simpsons?


That was certainly his avatar at one point but I can't say that I see a resemblance between that creepy looking old geezer and our very own Sebastian Cobb!  Well, okay... maybe just a little.

bgmnts

If Jesus was alive today you know they'd get him to do a Specsavers advert.


mothman

Quote from: chveik on January 13, 2019, 02:51:41 AM

chveik at 4AM, looking fat and depressed

If all the slash fiction written about Jon Snow and Samwell Tarly had resulted in a pregnancy.

Glebe

^Not to pigeonhole you are anything chveik, but I bet you play in an alternative-folk band and drink craft ciders or something!

I bet you do that!

BlodwynPig



Stoneage Dinosaurs

Being scrutinised by Sploff's bovine friends


St_Eddie


The facsimile of a beard constructed from magnetic iron filings, there.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Angrew Lloyg Wegger on January 20, 2019, 04:58:17 PM
Being scrutinised by Sploff's bovine friends



You're like an elongated Pancreas (the poster and friend).

Was tempted to photoshop panco's face on that cow and also his penis from the penis thread...One for up the arse corner.

mothman

That's just been set up perfectly for a face-swapping algorithm. It's like nobody's even trying anymore.

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: Angrew Lloyg Wegger on January 20, 2019, 04:58:17 PM
Being scrutinised by Sploff's bovine friends



I hope you treated them with the respect they deserve.


Stoneage Dinosaurs

^ pal, you should have seen the way they treated me just for being there. Felt like a Polish immigrant in post-Brexit Britain for all the good my respectfulness did me. Practically baying for my blood those bastards were.

St_Eddie

Quote from: Angrew Lloyg Wegger on January 20, 2019, 05:59:59 PM
^ pal, you should have seen the way they treated me just for being there. Felt like a Polish immigrant in post-Brexit Britain for all the good my respectfulness did me. Practically baying for my blood those bastards were.

Bulls in cows clothing.  Bloody typical!




Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


Ferris

Got the laser thermometer out, a balmy -30.2c outside my window



But I have to go to the shops.



(I made it back ok, thanks for asking)

Ferris


BlodwynPig


Ferris

Standing just outside is one thing, but I had to go to the shops. The shops.

Is it warmer in the Hammer? I assume not...

BlodwynPig

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on January 20, 2019, 10:16:26 PM
Standing just outside is one thing, but I had to go to the shops. The shops.

Is it warmer in the Hammer? I assume not...

-14, -24 with wind chill. Low of -32 tonight (wind chill). If there is a speck of wind you can feel it, otherwise just a bit nippy. Took me an hour just to clean that small patch of patio and steps.

I went to the shops yesterday and it wasn't nice coming back up the "mountain" in the big drifts. The women's march still went ahead - looked apocalyptic in the blizzard.