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What *do* you really look like?

Started by Fry, March 19, 2014, 03:50:45 PM

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Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Quote from: St_Eddie on April 22, 2019, 01:18:59 PM
Thank goodness that Small Man Big Horse thought better of cracking open the shoe polish.

I was tempted but thought it would lead to a swift #cancellation

biggytitbo


Absorb the anus burn


BlodwynPig




Howj Begg


biggytitbo



Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Could someone do one with loads of cartoon cocks pointing at his face? Preferably with spunk emanating from the ends. Cheers.


mothman


Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Quote from: biggytitbo on April 27, 2019, 10:59:41 PM
Photoshop some hair on please




Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on April 28, 2019, 05:39:59 AM
Could someone do one with loads of cartoon cocks pointing at his face? Preferably with spunk emanating from the ends. Cheers.





Glebe



biggytitbo

I remember when Pob first came out I got lots of hilarious comments about my supposed resemblance to him but then the main boy who did that hung himself so it all worked out.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: biggytitbo on May 04, 2019, 10:44:00 PM
I remember when Pob first came out I got lots of hilarious comments about my supposed resemblance to him but then the main boy who did that hung himself so it all worked out.

Chilling words.

Watch out Glebe.

imitationleather

Quote from: biggytitbo on May 04, 2019, 10:44:00 PM
I remember when Pob first came out I got lots of hilarious comments about my supposed resemblance to him but then the main boy who did that hung himself so it all worked out.

You were at school with David Kelly?


alan nagsworth



Last Friday, I shaved off about three weeks of beard but decided to leave the moustache for the evening. I also decided to buy some white chinos and a nice shirt to complete the look. Needless to say I was the most suave looking cunt in that Wetherspoons.

seepage

^ you look like a member of Gayngs

QDRPHNC


Sebastian Cobb

You've got to question the curiosity of a man who doesn't y fuck about when shaving their beard, trying out styles they know they won't pull off.

I once let a pal give me a proper Kid and Play hi-top and wore it to the pub. Looked a right bellend but it was fun.

alan nagsworth

Quote from: QDRPHNC on May 06, 2019, 05:10:18 PM
State of that shirt.

Primark's finest. All that swagger and only £10. If anyone complained I hadn't ironed it, then I ironed them out. Simple as that. Almost as simple as ordering a veggie burger and a beer straight to your table using the Wetherspoons app.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


St_Eddie


Ferris

Quote from: alan nagsworth on May 06, 2019, 05:20:14 PM
Primark's finest. All that swagger and only £10. If anyone complained I hadn't ironed it, then I ironed them out. Simple as that. Almost as simple as ordering a veggie burger and a beer straight to your table using the Wetherspoons app.

Can this actually be done?! Technology is a marvel.