What *do* you really look like?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Yes, all it requires is drinking in an establishment with fewer atmospheres than the moon.

[Ferris]

Yes, all it requires is drinking in an establishment with fewer atmospheres than the moon.

Still - what a boon for the rabidly antisocial drinker. Social enough to go a pub to get lashed, but antisocial enough to not want to speak to anyone. It's a fine line, and this app has you covered.

[Small Man Big Horse]

State of that shirt erection.

Also:

[sponk]

Last Friday, I shaved off about three weeks of beard but decided to leave the moustache for the evening. I also decided to buy some white chinos and a nice shirt to complete the look. Needless to say I was the most suave looking cunt in that Wetherspoons.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Nagsworth Boy Tell'Em

[St_Eddie]

Nagsworth Boy Tell'Em

A line through his face there.  Not long for this world; alan nagsworth's been marked, à la The Omen.

[alan nagsworth]

Nagsworth Boy Tell'Em

hahaha yes

[the]

     

[Johnny Yesno]

[St_Eddie]

[Howj Begg]

[Hey, Punk!]

[BlodwynPig]

[The Boston Crab]

Seriously, that is a fucking EXCEPTIONAL look. Massive respect for the confidence and combination of elements. There's an ease which says 'I know where to put it'.

[St_Eddie]

There's an ease which says 'I know where to put it'.

*cough*

[alan nagsworth]

Thanks Bosto.  On a serious note, I would like to state that my self-confidence is wavering at the best of times to the point of hating who I am and the way I look, and taking forever in an anxiety ridden stupor to choose an outfit just to go to the pub and meet friends.  However, there are other occasions where I feel completely the opposite, and I just feel like being totally outlandish, (this is a lot more common in the summer months, whereas in winter I just become very introverted and only wear dark clothes) and this was one of those rare moments. I enjoyed it immensely and so did everyone around me, so FUCK THE H8RZ

[alan nagsworth]

Uh, not that I'm actually taking any of these digs seriously or to heart! They're great, keep them coming

[Johnny Yesno]

Seriously, that is a fucking EXCEPTIONAL look.

'Brave' is another word for it.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

*Gervais* Bit homophobic maybe...

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Fucking hell

Laughed 5 times at least

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Now we know what Sean Lock would look like with a tache and bleached hair. Now we know.

[pancreas]

Oh yes. Now we know. Oh yes. NOW WE KNOW.

[Ferris]

I'm the one playing integral shift second-base

[BlodwynPig]

Shame you couldnt bat for shit "still young" is no excuse

[Glebe]

Tim McGarry from Northern Ireland's Give My Head Peace and The Blame Game has let himself go all young and gay.

[Glebe]

I'm the one playing integral shift second-base

"Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!"

[Epic Bisto]

Nagsworth's quite dishy.  I don't know about this one though...

[Twit 2]

Which one is you?

[Mr Eggs]

That was the ending Stanley Kubrick wanted for 2001: A Space Odyssey.

[BlodwynPig]

Nagsworth's quite dishy.  I don't know about this one though...

Pepto Bismo!