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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2520 on: July 06, 2019, 09:35:36 PM »
A couple of people have told me that I look a bit like Viggo Mortensen before.  A rather flattering comparison, I must say.  Certainly better than the time someone told me that I look like Wayne Rooney.  Bloody cheek of it!

I'm suspicious of the hat. Very suspicious.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2521 on: July 07, 2019, 12:59:00 AM »
I'm suspicious of the hat. Very suspicious.

I know, right.  Would you trust a person wearing such a hat?  I know that I wouldn't!  I don't trust the face in my mirror.  Right old cunt, that mirror twat.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2522 on: July 07, 2019, 10:13:11 AM »
But is the hat hiding hair, or a distinct lack of hair? The people must be told!

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2523 on: July 07, 2019, 10:26:35 AM »
But is the hat hiding hair, or a distinct lack of hair? The people must be told!

See his multitude of other pictures

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2524 on: July 07, 2019, 10:56:49 AM »
A combination of Hitler and Aragorn you might combine to make Hitlergorn

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2525 on: July 07, 2019, 05:53:28 PM »
If anything, you were too lenient.  A mere flaying and castration?  Sir, you are kind to a fault!

That was the exact words the Judge said too, I'm starting to think you might have been him now.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2526 on: July 07, 2019, 06:08:40 PM »
Me holding a child's sign I was pleased with:


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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2527 on: July 07, 2019, 06:52:36 PM »

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2528 on: July 18, 2019, 04:28:40 AM »
I said I'd hold off posting photos.  However, I've started growing a beard.  Beard updates shall be bi-monthly, whether you like it or not.  Look at my beard.  What a fine beard.  Bet you wish you had a beard like this!  Don't you just!


Now, beard aside.  Have some of this...


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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2529 on: July 18, 2019, 04:29:10 AM »


Sleep well.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2530 on: July 18, 2019, 05:29:31 AM »
Feel a bit embarrassed about this (ha ha) but finally decided to post my pic here.


Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2531 on: July 18, 2019, 06:37:19 AM »
Feel a bit embarrassed about this (ha ha) but finally decided to post my pic here.



Clearly photo shopped, the sea was much rougher that day, I know because I took the picture.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2532 on: July 18, 2019, 12:09:31 PM »
Feel a bit embarrassed about this (ha ha) but finally decided to post my pic here.



Mate.  You ought to get some colour in your cheeks.  You're looking a bit art house there, mate.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2533 on: July 18, 2019, 12:17:01 PM »
Feel a bit embarrassed about this (ha ha) but finally decided to post my pic here.



Crikey

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2534 on: July 18, 2019, 12:41:39 PM »
PHWOOAAR!!!!

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2535 on: July 18, 2019, 01:26:35 PM »



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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2536 on: July 19, 2019, 02:39:00 AM »
When this thread get to 100 pages and needs to be restarted, can it be called 'Look At Me Everyone'? Thanks.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2537 on: July 19, 2019, 02:55:07 AM »
When this thread get to 100 pages and needs to be restarted, can it be called 'Look At Me Everyone'? Thanks.

To my credit, I tried creating my own thread titled ‘Narcissism: The Thread’ but it only garnered a few replies, which deflated my ego... somewhat ironically.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2538 on: July 20, 2019, 06:47:29 PM »
For a limited time only, you can see me in disguise:


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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2539 on: July 20, 2019, 07:35:02 PM »
Hauntingly like your avatar

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2540 on: August 17, 2019, 03:02:41 PM »

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2541 on: August 17, 2019, 05:27:09 PM »
"I like throwing my own drinks over myself, what of it?"

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2542 on: August 17, 2019, 08:01:49 PM »

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2543 on: August 17, 2019, 08:02:39 PM »




Seb which member of The Locust are you?

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2544 on: August 17, 2019, 08:13:26 PM »
Cobb could be Nagsworth's wily, seen a few things older brother.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2545 on: August 17, 2019, 08:55:22 PM »
Has anyone here been upfront called an ugly cunt?

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2546 on: August 17, 2019, 09:04:09 PM »
Cobb could be Nagsworth's wily, seen a few things older brother.

It genuinely took me a few goes before I could parse that sentence due to my brain inserting a rogue L.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2547 on: August 17, 2019, 11:11:02 PM »
Here I am, now entirely spherical


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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2548 on: August 17, 2019, 11:32:22 PM »
Here I am, now entirely spherical



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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #2549 on: August 17, 2019, 11:58:39 PM »


to me you look sort of like a halfway point between clean-shaven 90s Jarvis Cocker and 2019 beardy Jarvis Cocker