Author Topic: What *do* you really look like?  (Read 123999 times)

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2014, 03:29:45 AM »
You can have this enigmatic one of me observing some French birds -




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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2014, 03:47:29 AM »
age: (20 years +/- 10 years)
FACE: rounded, some fatness but generaly youthful:
chin: no facial hair
eyes: very blue
eyelashes: dark, well defined
mouth: wide to narrow - mild evidence if mouthal overtake by beauty terrorists
nose: long, big, mouth, big, tall, fortress of insecurity, lordage of old

das abbout it

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2014, 08:47:09 AM »
You better have your trousers pulled up properly there Thomas or I'll be very disappointed in you.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2014, 09:50:40 AM »
How many pigeons can you fit in that bag?

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2014, 09:56:31 AM »
There's probably un chat dans le, er, bag.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2014, 09:56:38 AM »
I see there is a desperate attempt by a small number of posters to make this the principal 'what do you look like' thread through sheer weight of posting

WELL FUCK YOU


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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2014, 06:45:32 PM »
You better have your trousers pulled up properly there Thomas or I'll be very disappointed in you.

Certainly do, biggy, 24/7.

And the bag belongs to m'gurlfriend, to clarify. We managed four pigeons.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2014, 06:51:14 PM »
Good, I knew you'd be too sensible for any of this pant showing nonsense.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2014, 10:36:20 PM »
We need to keep some enigma around here. But I do like the idea of biggy looking like that ancient pharoah. Something alien about it. Since I now know you to be a gangly otter-mate, I've had to align myself with a new image, rather than the old squat, mario type character I previously had you down for.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2014, 01:05:42 AM »


Minus my newly shaved beard, though looking like I need sleep..

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2014, 01:39:33 AM »


Minus my newly shaved beard, though looking like I need sleep..

Get to bed before I shove my thorn synovitis knuckle finger RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE



Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2014, 10:45:42 AM »
Minus my newly shaved beard, though looking like I need sleep..

I'm upset you've framed that soccer photo from another thread instead of framing


THIS EXACT PHOTO behind you so you could have an infinite loop.

Hey. [nb]f[/nb]Artistic people who are all into [nb]See Footnote 1[/nb]art and that, is there a term for those infinite loop photographs?

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2014, 11:11:09 AM »
reticulation?

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2014, 07:54:55 PM »
Hey. [nb]f[/nb]Artistic people who are all into [nb]See Footnote 1[/nb]art and that, is there a term for those infinite loop photographs?
Recursion, or more specifically (apparently) the Droste effect[nb]I get the impression that mise en abyme might be a slightly broader but more common term?[/nb].

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2014, 03:31:51 PM »
Fry has really gorgeous lashes. Bloody hell.

I was bullied about how effiminate they were when I was a child quite often, so I used to pull them out.

Grim.

Nice shape but could do with a trim.

Like with tweezers? I did that once it was the worst.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #45 on: March 25, 2014, 07:05:20 PM »
Recursion, or more specifically (apparently) the Droste effect[nb]I get the impression that mise en abyme might be a slightly broader but more common term?[/nb].

Interesting, I never knew it had a name, beyond the general term "recursion".  Thanks for that.

The best thing ever written on that subject was the Larry Niven short story "Convergent Series".

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2014, 01:45:37 AM »

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2014, 02:03:27 AM »
That's what you get for performing sexual favours outdoors in winter.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2014, 11:05:27 AM »


Rolling Thunder Revue finally grinds to a close.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2014, 01:36:19 AM »
Some drama friends put on a Game of Thrones-themed murder mystery party, and I went as War Chef Gateaux, of the Black Forest.



*looks at camera*



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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #50 on: April 10, 2014, 07:44:59 PM »
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A picture of me and Matt Berry. Yes, I am dressed as his character from "House of Fools"

He didn't fucking notice.

Sorry if I sound bitter, but what is the point of being an attention seeker if you are STILL ignored.

Thankfully I had another pic with Mark Morriss of Bluetones fame, which put me in a better mood.


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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #51 on: April 10, 2014, 07:48:21 PM »


Yes, I am dressed as his character from "House of Fools"


Uncanny. So is the plonker in the hat really Matt Berry?!

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2014, 08:10:20 PM »
"Fuck you!"[nb]Get that reference and I'll give you Karma.[/nb]

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #53 on: May 02, 2014, 08:46:17 PM »
Because I'm being a photo whore today:



And my obsession with my username continues:


Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #54 on: May 02, 2014, 09:00:58 PM »
Because I'm being a photo whore today:




I'm pretty sure that old lady in the tracksuit is nicking some museum stuff.

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #55 on: May 03, 2014, 01:50:11 AM »


I can't remember what I was eating there so it will forever remain as much a mystery as my face here implies.

Hey look I'm still wearing that same coat.

Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #56 on: May 03, 2014, 02:14:02 AM »


Me at 15. About as far removed as current me as it is possible to get. Fucking spell-binding.

Don_Preston

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #57 on: May 03, 2014, 10:01:09 AM »


I can't remember what I was eating there so it will forever remain as much a mystery as my face here implies.

Hey look I'm still wearing that same coat.

You're quickly morphing into Steve McDonald!

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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #58 on: May 06, 2014, 12:17:56 PM »
This was my promotional image for my recent comedy festival show called "I Caught A Plane Today And Boy My Arms Are Tired!"


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Re: What *do* you really look like?
« Reply #59 on: May 06, 2014, 03:07:22 PM »
Last three posts go together like a Cher song from the album of the same name.