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What *do* you really look like?

Started by Fry, March 19, 2014, 03:50:45 PM

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alcoholic messiah

Quote from: Thomas on March 23, 2014, 01:38:32 AM
You can have this enigmatic one of me observing some French birds -




Thomas souffre de la dysfonction érectile, il se fait intimider par les pigeons sales. Ils aiment un peu de...



Stoneage Dinosaurs

age: (20 years +/- 10 years)
FACE: rounded, some fatness but generaly youthful:
chin: no facial hair
eyes: very blue
eyelashes: dark, well defined
mouth: wide to narrow - mild evidence if mouthal overtake by beauty terrorists
nose: long, big, mouth, big, tall, fortress of insecurity, lordage of old

das abbout it

biggytitbo

You better have your trousers pulled up properly there Thomas or I'll be very disappointed in you.

Frazer

How many pigeons can you fit in that bag?

Birdie

There's probably un chat dans le, er, bag.

ziggy starbucks

I see there is a desperate attempt by a small number of posters to make this the principal 'what do you look like' thread through sheer weight of posting

WELL FUCK YOU


Thomas

Quote from: biggytitbo on March 23, 2014, 08:47:09 AM
You better have your trousers pulled up properly there Thomas or I'll be very disappointed in you.

Certainly do, biggy, 24/7.

And the bag belongs to m'gurlfriend, to clarify. We managed four pigeons.

biggytitbo

Good, I knew you'd be too sensible for any of this pant showing nonsense.

BlodwynPig

We need to keep some enigma around here. But I do like the idea of biggy looking like that ancient pharoah. Something alien about it. Since I now know you to be a gangly otter-mate, I've had to align myself with a new image, rather than the old squat, mario type character I previously had you down for.

boggenstrovia



Minus my newly shaved beard, though looking like I need sleep..

Mr Eggs

Quote from: boggenstrovia on March 24, 2014, 01:05:42 AM


Minus my newly shaved beard, though looking like I need sleep..

Get to bed before I shove my thorn synovitis knuckle finger RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE



Quote from: boggenstrovia on March 24, 2014, 01:05:42 AM
Minus my newly shaved beard, though looking like I need sleep..

I'm upset you've framed that soccer photo from another thread instead of framing


THIS EXACT PHOTO behind you so you could have an infinite loop.

Hey. [nb]f[/nb]Artistic people who are all into [nb]See Footnote 1[/nb]art and that, is there a term for those infinite loop photographs?


Zetetic

Quote from: Bored of Canada on March 24, 2014, 10:45:42 AM
Hey. [nb]f[/nb]Artistic people who are all into [nb]See Footnote 1[/nb]art and that, is there a term for those infinite loop photographs?
Recursion, or more specifically (apparently) the Droste effect[nb]I get the impression that mise en abyme might be a slightly broader but more common term?[/nb].

Fry

Quote from: Subtle Mocking on March 23, 2014, 06:45:43 PM
Fry has really gorgeous lashes. Bloody hell.

I was bullied about how effiminate they were when I was a child quite often, so I used to pull them out.

Grim.

Quote from: Subtle Mocking on March 23, 2014, 06:51:31 PM
Nice shape but could do with a trim.

Like with tweezers? I did that once it was the worst.

Ambient Sheep

Quote from: Zetetic on March 24, 2014, 07:54:55 PM
Recursion, or more specifically (apparently) the Droste effect[nb]I get the impression that mise en abyme might be a slightly broader but more common term?[/nb].

Interesting, I never knew it had a name, beyond the general term "recursion".  Thanks for that.

The best thing ever written on that subject was the Larry Niven short story "Convergent Series".

Nobody Soup


Glebe

That's what you get for performing sexual favours outdoors in winter.

Don_Preston


Theremin

Some drama friends put on a Game of Thrones-themed murder mystery party, and I went as War Chef Gateaux, of the Black Forest.



*looks at camera*



Black Ship

c

A picture of me and Matt Berry. Yes, I am dressed as his character from "House of Fools"

He didn't fucking notice.

Sorry if I sound bitter, but what is the point of being an attention seeker if you are STILL ignored.

Thankfully I had another pic with Mark Morriss of Bluetones fame, which put me in a better mood.


Don_Preston

Quote from: Black Ship on April 10, 2014, 07:44:59 PM


Yes, I am dressed as his character from "House of Fools"


Uncanny. So is the plonker in the hat really Matt Berry?!

Black Ship

"Fuck you!"[nb]Get that reference and I'll give you Karma.[/nb]

Small Man Big Horse

Because I'm being a photo whore today:



And my obsession with my username continues:


Pijlstaart

Quote from: Small Man Big Horse on May 02, 2014, 08:46:17 PM
Because I'm being a photo whore today:




I'm pretty sure that old lady in the tracksuit is nicking some museum stuff.

"Ukip will encourage a return to proper dress for major hotels, restaurants and theatre"

alan nagsworth



I can't remember what I was eating there so it will forever remain as much a mystery as my face here implies.

Hey look I'm still wearing that same coat.

Dead Soon



Me at 15. About as far removed as current me as it is possible to get. Fucking spell-binding.

Don_Preston

Quote from: alan nagsworth on May 03, 2014, 01:50:11 AM


I can't remember what I was eating there so it will forever remain as much a mystery as my face here implies.

Hey look I'm still wearing that same coat.

You're quickly morphing into Steve McDonald!

zomgmouse

This was my promotional image for my recent comedy festival show called "I Caught A Plane Today And Boy My Arms Are Tired!"


billtheburger

Last three posts go together like a Cher song from the album of the same name.