The truth server is undergoing scheduled maintenance

[imitationleather]

All day when trying to get on Cab on my laptop I've got this message. What could this be?

[Morrison Lard]

[imitationleather]

It's not funny. In the absence of here I've had to pay more attention to my real life relationships. :'(

[alcoholic messiah]

We recently installed a modification to the forum software that limits access to the site for the best posters, in order to give the normals a chance of attaining a share of the glory.

Sorry for the inconvenience, imi.

xx

[imitationleather]

Thanks, am. I thought about hitting the panic button pendant we got issued at the last Ultimate Whores Meet but reckoned I'd better try all avenues first.

All sorted now.

[alcoholic messiah]

Oh, and a quick reminder: if you're curious to discover the meaning behind the phrase 'truth server', sign up for the attractively priced level seven re-education gold membership package, and all shall be revealed.

[imitationleather]

Can't wait to do my summer placement at the Cream Org.