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[lola111]

Hi
I have no idea where to post this.
I'm new on the forum and I have no idea why I can't use search engine. I couldn't find any information on the forum. Do I maybe need appropriate number of posts?
Thanks in advance for any help.

[Treguard of Dunshelm]

You need to give out enough positive karma - just how much differs, I believe it's algorithmically generated from your username. Then, you must give mook a vigorous sponging.

Also, post a picture of a monkey.

[small_world]

Ah, Lola111, number 111 of the Lola tribe[nb]This is a comedy forum, so you're meant to repeat things comedians say, wherever possible.[/nb].

The potato search cucumber engine onion doesn't aubergine work.
You're broccoli best cauliflower bet radish, is turnip to artichoke google sprout "http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums" okra and asparagus the shallots words mushroom which leek are carrot appropriate cabbage dead.

[Bored of Canada]

This is the 15th thread with this exact question. Dammit Lola, why didn't you BLOODY use the search function to find it?

_{Hey, welcome! The search function never works, sorry. Just google the topic you're thinking about with Cookd and bombd in the search with it.}

[mook]

this thing works.

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/cabgoogle.php

i know bugger all about how websites are cobbled together, but would it be possible to have a search entered into the buggered box at the top right hand of the page redirected through that link?

[Viero_Berlotti]

Isn't the search disabled on purpose? It should be, there is no way we should be encouraging people to search this forum. I'm probably not alone in not wanting some half-baked opinion I pretended to have 6 or 7 years ago dredged back up again.

[shiftwork2]

^ my half-baked opinions of today are available so there's no reason why people should be denied my stupidity archive.  I think it was disabled to stop slowing the site down.  A google search wouldn't do this presumably.  There you go, another for the archive.

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[The Boston Crab]

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