Ron.

[Unoriginal]

Oh Ron.

[thraxx]

You did ron ron ron, you did ron ron.

[Pijlstaart]

She has a big chin and he has a little chin but she is a girlie and he is a boy. Woss goin' on?

Ronverse cowgirl. Reverse Rongirl. Reverse cowRon.

[fit bird]

ron?

[BlodwynPig]

Oh Ron!

[mook]

You did ron ron ron, you did ron ron.

look you bastards, if you don't karma thraxx to the skies and beyond for that, you are broken.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I wonder how a dazed bloodied Farage would look inspecting a series of bills for pay per view pornography websites.

[biggytitbo]

You have to admire Ron, he's as guilty as a fat man stood next to an empty biscuit barrel, but he's really seeing through his lie like an expert. He's taken it so far he'll fucking see this charade through to the grave rather than admit the truth.


Kudos to you Ron, you're an example to us all.

[tookish]

Maybe it's the wife. She has the wild, hungry eyes of an septuagenarian sex addict.

[mook]

they're all got the wild, hungry eyes of an septuagenarian sex addict when ron's done what he's best at.

[shiftwork2]

Any body language experts or poker players able to decode what Ron does at t=12s on the video on this page?

[biggytitbo]

That's the elderly grot watchers tell, everyone can see it a mile off except that poor naive woman he's shackled too.

'Swear on my life you didn't order those films Ron. I swear on your life I didn't order those films...^{you rancid old cow.}'

[Cerys]

He's getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.  Rubbing his forehead in a rhythmic manner is his way of stimulating his cranial brain rather than his other brain, in the hope that his trouser snake won't pop its head up and embarrass him.

[Unoriginal]

I ordered a porn film off Sky when I was 14 and then denied ordering it when the bill arrived. However my mother then threatened to divorce my dad so I had to come clean with the excuse that I did it accidentally.

Solidarity with Ron.

[biggytitbo]

I ordered a porn film off Sky when I was 14 and then denied ordering it when the bill arrived. However my mother then threatened to divorce my dad so I had to come clean with the excuse that I did it accidentally.

Solidarity with Ron.

Ron's taking this one to the grave, you can't take the stand he has then backdown now.

[the psyche intangible]

I'm pretty sure Ron's having a good old giggle with the other Ron's over a pint of mild.

[Phil_A]

Ron knows. He knows.

[Kane Jones]

I'd like to shake him by the hand.  After he's washed it, of course.

[wosl]

I wouldn't want Ron washing my hand.

[ziggy starbucks]

NSFW

EXPLICIT PORN PHOTOSHOP

NSFW RON

[biggytitbo]

Of course you know who Ron's best mate is don't you?

[BlodwynPig]

I tell you what, that Ron video has made my day. I don't think there is a person in the land who would not deny his guilt after seeing that.

Best line: "Nuthin!"

[BlodwynPig]

Its obvious what happened of course.

Sex pest Ron makes the mistake of letting wife open a bill. She exclaims "What the hell is this, Ron?". He manages to calm the storm and denies everything. It happens a few times and the wife says "Right, that's it, Ron! We are going to the press". Cue, Ron thinking "oh fucking hell".

Wife: "We were told by Virgin that these films wouldn't be put on again, and within 9 days they were back"
Wife: "Its obviously something happening in their system, they don't know where these films are coming from"

Occam's Razor.

[wosl]

I'm not keen on this business of wall-mounting TVs. 

[biggytitbo]

I tell you what, that Ron video has made my day. I don't think there is a person in the land who would not deny his guilt after seeing that.

Best line: "Nuthin!"

Yes he's one of the most blatant but entertaining liars of all time. He's an object lesson to Tony Blair. If you're going to sustain a very obvious lie, make it about watching a mucky film, not starting a war. If Alistair Campbell's dodgy dossier was designed to get Tony Blair off accusations he'd watched Anal Intruder 4: Backdoor Vengeance then we'd all love him right now rather than want to see him hang from a noose outside Westminister like the scum he is.

[303]

I bet Ann said to him "What have those girls in them mucky films got that I haven't?"

[batwings]

Never admit. Never apologise. Never back down.  Always wank using an unmonitored porn delivery system.

[Ambient Sheep]

I ordered a porn film off Sky when I was 14 and then denied ordering it when the bill arrived. However my mother then threatened to divorce my dad...

Christ, just a SLIGHT overreaction there...

Ron knows. He knows.

You beat me to it, you bastard. :-)

[imitationleather]

There's something wrong with this laptop. Porn keeps appearing in my browser history. This is the third time I've had it sent back and replaced but it's happening again. I'm at the end of my tether and will be going to Watchdog soon.

[imitationleather]

Someone needs to take Ron aside and inform him of the existence of PornHub.