Unbelievably cringey YouTube stuff

[Retinend]

It's been 10 years now: time for a cringe-humour revival. Related for my grim fascination for twee, affected vblogger stars of YouTube, I like to watch real self-made videos of people who have no self-awareness, or way too much self-awareness as it seems to them. Part of it is that I'm reminded of my own worst qualities in lots of ways. I have a few videos in this line but i'll start with two I've discovered most recently.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM6Iyn1VBZs#t=146

Guy sends a video message to a lucky girl on OK Cupid, showing off his unique, super-cute off-the-wall patter. Incidentally, hee reminds me of inexplicably popular YouTube videogame reviewer "JonTron" although apparently whatever this patter is, JonTron apparently does it right, according to his thousands of fans.


youtube.com/watch?v=8COkoG5hV0g

I alone am something like a whole 10% of the viewership for this video so, so as not to potentially cause mental upset for the uploader were he to find this thread, I'll post it without a hyperlink. In it, a grown adult sits on his bed and sets the world right on a philosophical confusion. Guess what he completely lacks? The rest of his videos are just as bizarre and become compulsive viewing, if you have the patience. "Pseudish" doesn't begin to describe where he's coming from.

[Don_Preston]

youtube.com/watch?v=8COkoG5hV0g

I alone am something like a whole 10% of the viewership for this video so, so as not to potentially cause mental upset for the uploader were he to find this thread, I'll post it without a hyperlink. In it, a grown adult sits on his bed and sets the world right on a philosophical confusion. Guess what he completely lacks? The rest of his videos are just as bizarre and become compulsive viewing, if you have the patience. "Pseudish" doesn't begin to describe where he's coming from.

Ok, which CaBber is this?

[kittens]

jesus christ, that first one. that boy is rubbish.

[DJ Solid Snail]

Incidentally, hee reminds me of inexplicably popular YouTube videogame reviewer "JonTron" although apparently whatever this patter is, JonTron apparently does it right, according to his thousands of fans.

Inexplicably? Fuck off, he's easily the most entertaining videogame reviewer on the Internet. His most recent video on Takeshi's Challenge is a work of art.

[madhair60]

Videogame reviewer and racist, I'll thank you.

[Phil_A]

The most devastating takedown of "Jerry Sienfeld" you will ever hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo

[Petey Pate]

I alone am something like a whole 10% of the viewership for this video so, so as not to potentially cause mental upset for the uploader were he to find this thread, I'll post it without a hyperlink. In it, a grown adult sits on his bed and sets the world right on a philosophical confusion. Guess what he completely lacks? The rest of his videos are just as bizarre and become compulsive viewing, if you have the patience. "Pseudish" doesn't begin to describe where he's coming from.

He's just bad at verbalising his thoughts, so I have some sympathy for him, although it doesn't seem like he did any preparation before turning the camera on.  God knows why he'd be happy with uploading it - I hope for his sake he doesn't become a university lecturer.

[Retinend]

Ok, which CaBber is this?

Haha. Like I said, with these pseudy videos I feel like I'm looking in a mirror, in some moments. "As Bertrand Russel said... er... ..."

[Olarrio]

youtube.com/watch?v=8COkoG5hV0g

I alone am something like a whole 10% of the viewership for this video so, so as not to potentially cause mental upset for the uploader were he to find this thread, I'll post it without a hyperlink. In it, a grown adult sits on his bed and sets the world right on a philosophical confusion. Guess what he completely lacks? The rest of his videos are just as bizarre and become compulsive viewing, if you have the patience. "Pseudish" doesn't begin to describe where he's coming from.

I can't watch that. I like him, but he needs to pull his fucking sheet down at the corners!!

[BritishHobo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM6Iyn1VBZs#t=146

Guy sends a video message to a lucky girl on OK Cupid, showing off his unique, super-cute off-the-wall patter. Incidentally, hee reminds me of inexplicably popular YouTube videogame reviewer "JonTron" although apparently whatever this patter is, JonTron apparently does it right, according to his thousands of fans.

"Huh, we have over 90% connection on OkCupid. There is literally no way I can mess this up."

[Don_Preston]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItxVJotUco

I love this.

[Morrison Lard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM6Iyn1VBZs#t=146

Guy sends a video message to a lucky girl on OK Cupid, showing off his unique, super-cute off-the-wall patter

You look like you have dried cum on your chin

[Thomas]

Off-the-wall spatter.

[Retinend]

The most devastating takedown of "Jerry Sienfeld" you will ever hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo

Is this a joke? What he says at 2:45 feels like it has to be a pisstake.

[Phil_A]

Is this a joke? What he says at 2:45 feels like it has to be a pisstake.

Oops, I fucked up. I wasn't intending to link to that one, as I'm not certain whether the fella in question is Aspergers or not. It does fit the remit of the thread, as it's easily one of the most painful things I've ever sat through,.

I actually meant to link to this comically obnoxious teenager expressing his opinion on Jerry Seinfeld's oeuvre:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuHcNkLo8Ok

[Artemis]

What's the verdict on this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNryMWQGZi4

It's very old, but I still can't quite figure it out. Is it a piss-take? Is she really genuinely upset? Is she a little disturbed? Or all three?

EDIT: Watching it again, there's a noticeable little laugh in the background at 2:03, but it's bloody well acted if it's a prank.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

Oops, I fucked up. I wasn't intending to link to that one, as I'm not certain whether the fella in question is Aspergers or not. It does fit the remit of the thread, as it's easily one of the most painful things I've ever sat through,.

I actually meant to link to this comically obnoxious teenager expressing his opinion on Jerry Seinfeld's oeuvre:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuHcNkLo8Ok

Rarely does a day go by when I don't thank the fucking lord that YouTube didn't exist when I was a kid.

[Morrison Lard]

I think I've linked this before, but this is in a similar vein of oddballness-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH-szNrtIgQ

His whole channel is mesmerising.

[Retinend]

This is unbelievable (open picture in a new tab):



edit: part 2 http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Moses+Garza+2.+Part+2+of+the+depressing+facebook+posts_a12833_3884675.jpg

[Phil_A]

Fucking hell. When he started mentioning "Mein Kampf" I had a horrible feeling it was going to end in a classroom massacre.

[Retinend]

part 3 and 4 here, sight unseen at the moment

http://i.imgur.com/zU0W8.jpg
http://imgur.com/r/4chan/cwRrV

[robotam]

Sometimes the best times of ur life is the memories u got from the best times knowing ur not going to re-live those again

Wise beyond his years.

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

All of, "Dr" Steve Rooster's videos, but especially Pussy Eating 101, soundtracked to Celine Dion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoV0M9rFHo4

[BritishHobo]

Those statuses are obviously mental, but I don't get the "it's not your personal diary" comment. "Moses, I did not accept you on Facebook so that I could see your thoughts on things that are happening in your life."

[Bored of Canada]

That kid is definitely a worry. Someone needs to just ban his Facebook account and get him into some therapy to talk out what's going on and get some control back in, because that many statuses like that aren't healthy.

That said, guys, why don't I have a girlfriend?

[Famous Mortimer]

Rarely does a day go by when I don't thank the fucking lord that YouTube didn't exist when I was a kid.

The truest thing perhaps ever said on this forum.

[Retinend]

I'm essentially just reposting from that bodybuilding forum now, but this is one area where I can get behind their philosophy of open-air bullying. Some people need to get a grip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYBsjkag5Bo
(man films thousands of his attempts to "flirt," being extremely, extremely cringey and frightening every woman he meets. If you can stand it, fill your boots.)

b-b-b-bonus-s-s-s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRe5xbIWKWs

[Lost Oliver]

Thank Bog this isn't a link to my channel.

[hayduke_lives]

"Drawing a picture of 9/11 and Garfield"

[Petey Pate]

"Drawing a picture of 9/11 and Garfield"

I was about to highlight that exact bit.  That and the whole Mein Kampf business makes it seem like a wind up, but then again, there are crazier people on the internet.