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Post a cool video clip, heathens.

Started by 9, August 23, 2004, 04:08:19 PM

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9

http://www.marksh.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/martina1.mpeg

Anybody else here ride bike trials?

Now lets all those cool mpegs that are rotting on your hard drive.

No, not those mpegs...

Purple Tentacle


JesusAndYourBush

The Dildo Song (although not showing dildo's being used for their proper purpose, this probably isn't work-safe.)


Dr David V

An oldie, but a goodie.

Blur's Fucking Cunt song.

The first thing you get in Google by typing in the word 'cunt'.

The first thing you get when you search for 'xylophone'.

Not a video, but whatthehey.  Just that Dr DV's post reminded me of it and it's probably too old to go in Links To Cool Schniznoz.

A Passing Turk Slipper

Quote from: "9"http://www.marksh.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/martina1.mpeg

Anybody else here ride bike trials?

Me. I've got quite a few nice clips on my PC but they're all pretty big plus I can't upload. Have you got Manifesto, the Ryan Leech DVD. I've not got it myself but I've got various clips on my pc of him and it's just amazing. He's just so good.

A Passing Turk Slipper

Okay, here is my cool video clip (which is on some website by some guy called Mark Thomas (not the Mark Thomas). That is bloody impossible to do. I can do the first two parts to an extent but when he goes into juggling five behind his fucking back it's just mind blowing, I can't even juggle one behind my back.

9

Quote from: "A Passing Turk Slipper"Have you got Manifesto, the Ryan Leech DVD. I've not got it myself but I've got various clips on my pc of him and it's just amazing. He's just so good.

Funny you should say that, I just ordered a copy of it this morning actually. I've seen him ride on Revolution and Evolve and he really does take the piss doesn't he? I've been riding for years now and really top level trials is pretty much the only thing that still inspires me. I've just done up my bike after a year of not riding; hopefully the DVD will inspire me to injure myself in new and exciting ways.

My lovely bike:


Xander

Quote from: "JesusAndYourBush"The Dildo Song (although not showing dildo's being used for their proper purpose, this probably isn't work-safe.)

I really have a crush on that girl...

Bilko

Quote from: "Almost Yearly"
A bloke setting fire to his cock and wanking to completion.

Quote from: "Almost Yearly"
Not Work Safe. 674k.
No Shit

Pinball



Rats


Almost Yearly

Oh, you.


Nice timing on dad's face.

Lt Plonker

Quote from: "Rats"Lucy Davis right click and save target as (4mb)

That is very funny. Very. Well done.

A Passing Turk Slipper

Quote from: "Rats"Lucy Davis right click and save target as (4mb)
Any Idea what codec I need for this?

Rats


A Passing Turk Slipper

I've installed that and everything but it's still not working for me. Just greeness.

Pinball

I find Divx movie player very good, as when an mpeg etc. fails to play, it tells you what the missing codec is. It's then a doddle to find it.

petercussing

http://agency.curiouspictures.com/general/kyle/castin.mov


Look guys, i'm not clever enough to make this be a real link so cut and paste it, it's funny. Someone hurts themselves trying to look cool.


edit:Scratch that it worked, yay!

Auntie Ovipositor

A sub-par boy band doing "Pour Some Surgar on Me" while the singer from Smashmouth sits on the couch with his racially neutral "friend" watching them on TV:
http://www.ksjs.org/media/townsen.html

It's much worse than I make it sound. After seeing this video, you will never be able to enjoy music again.



splattermac

this is supposed to sell burgers :/

I had a friend once...who could fit his cat's head in his mouth,

I've just tried to get my fist in my mouth, no chance.

Went up my ass no problem, funny that.

Ar, ye bongo

Anyone got that clip of Fred Durst dancing like Vanilla Ice?

Jemble Fred

Quote from: "Lt Plonker"
Quote from: "Rats"Lucy Davis right click and save target as (4mb)

That is very funny. Very. Well done.

As I can't make this work, and can't download programmes onto this work Mac, can someone just tell me what this actually is? I just get the blank screen and bibble-babble dialogue. Ta!

Jemble Fred

Oh, and by the way... http://www.bulletprooftshirts.com/news/bond.htm

I didn't make this, by the way, just wrote the original script. When I was a child. Although we'll hopefully perform the proper sketch live within the next twelvemonth.

TotalNightmare

Quote from: "Jemble Fred"Oh, and by the way... http://www.bulletprooftshirts.com/news/bond.htm

I didn't make this, by the way, just wrote the original script. When I was a child. Although we'll hopefully perform the proper sketch live within the next twelvemonth.

Yes, the full uncut, uncircumsized 12 hour long version with every single actor to have played Bond, guest spot from Michael Caine, inserted car chase, Q brakedance scene, balls dangling thru a hole in a chair and slapped with a paddle slapstick routine, gay subtext, fist fight, round from Blockbusters, clip from SpiceWorld, butt rape commentary and the low down on how to make a good martini...

and with the comment 'DON'T TOUCH OR EDIT ANY OF THIS' stamped onto the original script in ink, metal and blood.

Jemble Fred