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« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2004, 01:10:00 PM »
Quote from: "Jemble Fred"
As I can't make this work, and can't download programmes onto this work Mac, can someone just tell me what this actually is? I just get the blank screen and bibble-babble dialogue. Ta!

It's Lucy's incoherent "acting" from Shaun Of The Dead, all cut up and mixed with her dad's Funky Moped. It's funny.

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« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2004, 01:12:40 PM »
I still can't get that to play, even though a little program I downloaded has told me I have the right codec.

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« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2004, 01:46:11 PM »
Quote from: "Jemble Fred"
A fight it is then.


Then it is a fight!

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« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2004, 03:09:53 PM »
A bit old but here's why you wouldn't want to work for Microsoft....

http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg

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« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2004, 03:21:20 PM »
I don't know what could be wrong. Maybe you'd have to update directx or something. You'll only watch it once and it's about 30 seconds, I wouldn't bother.

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« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2004, 11:30:18 PM »

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« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2004, 06:03:37 AM »
Quote from: "ColaCoca"
A bit old but here's why you wouldn't want to work for Microsoft....

http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg



That's done it, I'm buying a Mac.

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« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2004, 12:03:40 PM »
I think it needs more reaction shots.

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« Reply #38 on: September 02, 2004, 05:06:28 PM »
GoodFellas right click and save target as (7mb)

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« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2004, 06:04:00 PM »
Heh, love the Jimmy Two Times bit.

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« Reply #40 on: September 02, 2004, 07:47:43 PM »
That's absolute fucking class Rats.

QPR manager Ian Holloway digs himself deeper and deeper:

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1000&NEXTID=0&PREVID=1023&DISPLAYORDER=20031031000040&CAT=movies&NSFW=

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« Reply #41 on: September 03, 2004, 12:10:22 PM »
More ninjas showing off.

http://www.abum.com/?show_media=455

Bleeding show offs.

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« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2004, 03:57:16 PM »
http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/train.html
More clips if you go to the homepage.

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« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2004, 07:39:23 PM »
Powers of Ten by Charles and Ray Eames, 1977.

Starting at a picnic by the lakeside in Chicago, this famous film transports us to the outer edges of the universe. Every ten seconds we view the starting point from ten times farther out, until our own galaxy is visible only as a speck of light among many others. Returning to earth with breathtaking speed, we move inward--into the hand of the sleeping picnicker--with ten times more magnification every ten seconds. Our journey ends inside a proton of a carbon atom within a DNA molecule in a white blood cell.

http://www.noproblemhere.com/Powers.wmv

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« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2004, 09:52:43 PM »
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QPR manager Ian Holloway digs himself deeper and deeper:


UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS

Sorry but I'm obliged to do that at the slightest mention of QPR

Here is the full catalogue of Holloways "Ollyisms"

http://queensparkrangers.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=925&p=2&stid=8347639

And heres a UFO

http://www.zen41057.zen.co.uk/ufo.wmv

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« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2004, 10:39:44 PM »
I still haven't decided why, but I found this rather amusing: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mototraining.wmv

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« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2004, 07:33:31 PM »
Here's one for the noids ;-)

Okay, imagine: you're Alex Jones, a world-famous talkshow host paranoid nutjob, standing in Madison Square Gardens, outside the Republican Party conference (naturally they wouldn't let you in!). A C-Span reporter mistakenly decides to interview you. You've got 30-60 seconds max before they cut the feed. What do you say?

Here's the interview, ripped from the video stream on C-Span's website :-)

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« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2004, 08:24:00 PM »
Harry Redknap goes balistic at a stray shot on the training ground

Harry Redknap

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« Reply #48 on: September 09, 2004, 04:16:24 PM »
This aint that good, but it has Aphex Twin and Brian Eno music and that.
And i wanted to bump this thread so guys put more stuff on for daytime ammusement.

http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm

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« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2004, 08:27:02 PM »
For those of you that play Counter Strike online...

http://www.pwned.nl/

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« Reply #50 on: September 13, 2004, 10:47:10 AM »
Quote from: "petercussing"
This aint that good, but it has Aphex Twin and Brian Eno music and that.
And i wanted to bump this thread so guys put more stuff on for daytime ammusement.

http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm


Good god.  I have that track on  12"  but I really did not have that  sort of imagery in mind!  :-)

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« Reply #51 on: September 13, 2004, 02:52:24 PM »
edit: ignore, link was dead :-(

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« Reply #52 on: September 13, 2004, 03:36:23 PM »
Here's dis wot I dun:

http://theimmigrants.myby.co.uk/dino.zip

It's a Cinepak encoded AVI, should play on anything and everything.


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« Reply #54 on: September 16, 2004, 12:43:24 PM »
edit: should read and check all links before posting

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« Reply #55 on: September 18, 2004, 06:16:11 AM »
Quote from: "Garfield And Friends"
http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/train.html
More clips if you go to the homepage.


Holy CRAP... that place is just down the road from where I live and work, on Wilshire Blvd. Ryan Adams is playing there later this month.... hope New Order visit there soon...

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« Reply #56 on: October 01, 2004, 12:59:10 AM »
quicktime clip of Jim Rose Circus Sideshow antics

here

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« Reply #57 on: October 01, 2004, 01:14:19 AM »
Decidedly not work safe, 15.9MB and you may feel a little dodgy watching it.

Taken from here
Quote from: "Hyatte"
SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME

Your name is Matt and you get a download from some blonde girl who looks a little like the quiet, yet pretty blonde in your Algebra class... the one sitting a few rows up and over from you.

In it, she makes a plea for your love and attention.

Then she shows her cleavage.

Then she takes off her top.

Then her bra

Then her panties.

All the while, she is making this speech, in a stilted way that suggests she memorized it, but not completely, so she has to keep thining of what she was suppoised to say next.

Then she shows off her large ass.

Then she realizes that her curtain isn't drawn enough so her neighbors might see her.

Then she decides to go on with the show without breaking from the script to make sure no one can see her.

Then she does a little booty shake and squats a couple of times like a stripper...

But she's clumsy about it and almost falls on that large ass.

Then she spreads her lips wide (her OTHER lips) and does the old digital insertion.

Then she plays around in there a bit, continuing to make her speech, breathing a little heavy.

Then she stops, pauses, looks off camera as if someone is watching her.

Then she puts her fingers in her mouth.

Then she adjusts the camera

Then she starts molesting her door frame.

Then she starts grinding against it.

Then she licks it.

Then she tells you that all of this can be his if he is nice to her.

Then she says bye.

If YOU were Matt, what would you do?

Why, you would put it on the web.

Thank you Matt.

You insensitive cocksucker.

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« Reply #58 on: October 01, 2004, 01:56:11 AM »
Well that video died pretty quickly.

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« Reply #59 on: October 01, 2004, 02:14:11 AM »
http://pics.sjeemz.nl/libby/Psycho_Girl.wmv
Blimey, are you sure that's legal? It should be.

edit: Yes, I searched for it, it is my birthday. Give almost a shout, the lucky bastard.