Phil Collins...Cunt?

[thecuriousorange]

Now, in 2016, he told his grandchildren that Santa doesn't exist via Snapchat. The monster.

[Black_Bart]

I heard he used Dreamscape type meditation to enter the dreams of Steve Hackett and gave terrible nightmares about Toyah. The fie-und.

[ollyboro]

Someone told me that Collins told a double leg amputee that he'd flung his prosthetic legs on a bonfire through the medium of modern interpretive dance.

[thecuriousorange]

Yeah but when Peter Gabriel accidentally reversed over his neighbour's cat he didn't even break the news in an interesting way. He merely stuffed the mangled moggie through his letter box and ran away. To this day he claims a bigger boy did it.

[Twed]

He can't really deny that he electrocuted that monkey though.

[Ptolemy Ptarmigan]

Cadbury's creme egg if you listen to all of it: https://soundcloud.com/josephprein/in-the-air-tonight-drum-fill-for-10-hours-at-999-100-and-1001-speed