Anyone here play Kingdom of Loathing? (Tat Giveaway)

[Big Jack McBastard]

If so the first person to PM me their username/number will receive about 4.1 million in meat, 408 Spectral Pickles (worth about 1.7 million) and first dibs on the shit below. If there's a second (or more) folks who want in then I'll cater to them as I can.

(There's loads of useful shit for missions that require certain kit, I've kept hold of whatever I knew to be useful at *some* point in the average playthrough)

If you can be arsed to parse through this lot for stuff you want, I'll send on whatever I'm allowed to (some stuff is verboten for trade):

Food and Drink:
   blackberry (6)
   C.H.U.M. chum
   cherry (4)
   cocktail onion
   cocoa eggshell fragment
   cranberries (18)
   dehydrated caviar (2)
   extra-greasy slider (2)
   fishy fish casserole (3)
   frat brats
   frozen banquet (2)
   giant grain of protein powder (10)
   giant heirloom grape tomato
   glass of goat's milk
   gnatloaf (5)
   grapefruit (3)
   handful of walnuts (20)
   jumbo olive (4)
   kiwi (4)
   kumquat (2)
   large cocoa eggshell fragment
   lemon (4)
   lime (4)
   mana curds (2)
   orange (7)
   papaya (2)
   slimy sweetbreads (5)
   spectral pickle (408)
   strawberry (5)
   super salad (34)
   tangerine (2)
   tin cup of mulligan stew
   
Booze:
   boilermaker (6)
   bottle of Calcutta Emerald (3)
   bottle of Definit (7)
   bottle of Domesticated Turkey
   bottle of Jorge Sinsonte
   bottle of Ooze-O (2)
   bottle of tequila (5)
   bottle of vodka (24)
   boxed champagne
   boxed wine (4)
   cup of primitive beer
   Divine (7)
   Fantasma en la Máquina (3)
   Fog Murderer (46)
   Gordon Bennett (10)
   La Fantasma y La Oscuridad (7)
   mandarina colada (7)
   Mon Tiki (4)
   moonberry wine cooler (2)
   Neuromancer (5)
   open sauce (25)
   prussian cathouse (7)
   Rompedores de Fantasmas (4)
   slimy fermented bile bladder (2)
   soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini (4)
   tangarita (3)
   teqiwila slammer (2)
   
Miscellaneous:
   elven magi-pack (24)
   elven medi-pack (25)
   Frosty's frosty mug (2)
   phonics down (6)
   scroll of drastic healing (3)
   whimpering willow bark (2)

Hats:
   beer helmet
   bugbear beanie
   chef's hat
   clockwork hat
   clown wig
   coconut shell (22)
   cold ninja mask
   cornuthaum
   crown-shaped beanie
   Disco 'Fro Pick
   Dyspepsi-Cola helmet
   extra-large palm-frond toupee
   eXtreme scarf
   eyepatch
   filthy knitted dread sack
   foolscap fool's cap
   giant discarded bottlecap
   Hairpiece On Fire
   Helm of the Scream Emperor
   Knob Goblin harem veil
   maiden wig
   miner's helmet
   oil cap
   orange peel hat
   reinforced beaded headband
   Scalp of Gorgolok
   star hat
   straw hat
   wool hat
   
Back Items:    
   makeshift cape
   palm-frond cloak
   wings of fire
   
Shirts:
   asbestos apron
   BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt
   clockwork trench coat
   eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest
   General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket
   Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket
   sea salt scrubs
   shark jumper
   surgical apron
   Ultracolor™ shirt


Melee Weapons:
   7-Foot Dwarven mattock
   antique machete
   bad-ass club
   beer-soaked mop
   chrome sword
   cool whip
   creepy-ass club
   half-size scalpel
   hand-carved staff
   hilarious comedy prop
   immense cyborg hand (2)
   Knob Goblin scimitar
   little paper umbrella (24)
   logging hatchet
   nasty-ass club
   octopus's spade (2)
   palm-frond whip
   pool cue
   rib of the Bonerdagon
   rusty grave robbing shovel
   rusty piece of rebar
   short-handled mop
   silver shrimp fork    
   skeleton bone (27)
   Staff of Fats
   sword behind inappropriate prepositions
   velcro broadsword
   vorpal blade
   Wand of Nagamar
   wooden stakes
   
Ranged Weapons:
   clockwork crossbow
   half-sized guitar
   heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr
   rusty speargun
   slime-covered speargun
   star crossbow
   velcro paddle ball
   
Off-Hand Items:    
   Cloaca-Cola shield
   Dyspepsi-Cola shield
   Glass Balls of the Goblin King
   glass gnoll eye (4)
   keg shield (2)
   loadstone (2)
   magical ice cubes (9)
   magic lamp
   oyster basket
   rice bowl
   Shield of Icy Fate
   six-rainbow shield
   spiky turtle shield
   velcro shield
   
Pants:
   bloodied surgical dungarees
   Boss Bat britches
   bugbear bungguard
   bullet-proof corduroys
   Cloaca-Cola fatigues
   clockwork pants
   distressed denim pants
   Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
   filthy corduroys
   frilly skirt (2)
   giant discarded torn-up glove
   Knob Goblin harem pants
      miner's pants
   ninja hot pants
   old sweatpants (185)
   Orcish cargo shorts (2)
   palm-frond capris
   paperclip pants
   pink pinkslip slip
   poodle skirt
   square sponge pants
   swashbuckling pants
   Volartta's bellbottoms

Accessories:
   amulet of extreme plot significance
   aquamariner's necklace
   aquamariner's ring
   astral bracer
   badass belt (2)
   badge of authority
   Baron von Ratsworth's monocle (4)
   beaten-up Chucks
   beer goggles
   bejeweled pledge pin (3)
   Belt of Howling Anger
   BGE pocket calendar
   Bling of the New Wave
   Blue Diamond of Honesty
   Bonerdagon necklace
   Boots of Twilight Whispers
   C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button
   clownskin belt
   continuum transfunctioner
   cyborg stompin' boot
   energy drink IV (5)
   filigreed hamethyst necklace (5)
   Frosty's carrot
   fudgecycle
   Gaia beads
   glowing red eye (2)
   grandfather watch
   head mirror
   hopping socks
   jam band (2)
   kick-ass kicks (6)
   Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet (3)
   lucky rabbit's foot
   Mega Gem
   natty blue ascot
   observational glasses
   Ol' Scratch's manacles
   Order of the Silver Wossname
   pirate fledges
   red badge
   red shoe
   Ring of Fire
   round purple sunglasses
   shiny ring
   sphygmomanometer
   stuffed shoulder parrot
   Talisman o' Nam
   teflon swim fins
   time halo
   tiny die-cast golden ring
   tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.
   UV monocular
   vampire collar
   warbear laser beacon

Familiar Equipment:
   ant hoe
   ant pick
   ant sickle
   hypodermic needle
   little bitty bathysphere
   Meat detector
   sugar shield
   tiny bowler
   tiny shaker of salt

Misc:
   ancient calendar fragment (2)
   ancient cursed foot locker
   asbestos ore (6)
   bar skin (2)
   Bash-Ōs boxtop
   beer lens
   bigger stick
   black snake skin (4)
   blue class ring (4)
   bubblin' crude (15)
   bunny liver
   casino pass
   cheap toaster (2)
   chrome ore (4)
   clown skin (9)
   cog (2)
   creepy voodoo doll (2)
   decaying goldfish liver (2)
   demon skin (4)
   dense meat stack (2)
   disassembled clover
   disembodied brain
   dried face
   dry noodles
   duct tape (2)
   dull fish scale (2)
   eel skin
   eternal car battery (3)
   eye of newt
   felt
   Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots
   festive warbear bank
   figurine of an ancient seal (8)
   filthy lucre (103)
   flange (3)
   fleetwood macaroni (2)
   floaty pebbles
   Frat Army FGF (31)
   fudgecule (83)
   full meat tank
   furry fur (10)
   gator skin (2)
   glob of green slime (3)
   gnatwing (9)
   gnauga hide (7)
   Gnollish casserole dish (10)
   Gnollish pie tin (6)
   grue egg
   guitar pick
   heavy metal sonata
   hellion cube (3)
   helmet recipe
   herbs (6)
   hermit permit
   hippopotamus skin (4)
   hobo nickel (188)
   icy katana hilt
   imbued seal-blubber candle (13)
   interesting-looking twig (3)
   intricate clockwork birdhouse
   jewelry-making pliers
   ketchup hound (2)
   Lazybones™ recliner (4)
   leaf of grass
   leathery bat skin (2)
   leathery cat skin (4)
   leathery rat skin (2)
   left bracket (2)
   left parenthesis (5)
   line (8)
   linoleum ore (2)
   long pork (3)
   long skinny balloon (10)
   lump of coal (2)
   lump of diamond (5)
   lunar isotope (54)
   lynyrd skin (2)
   meat paste (75)
   meat stack (2)
   megatofu (20)
   mummy wrapping (3)
   nothing-in-the-box
   ornate ancient cursed chest
   penguin skin (17)
   percent sign (3)
   powdered sealbone (12)
   pr0n legs (7)
   really dense meat stack
   red class ring (9)
   rolling pin
   rusty hedge trimmers
   sandpaper (5)
   scrap of sticky paper
   scrumptious reagent (15)
   secret blend of herbs and spices (5)
   sewer nuggets
   sewer wad
   shirt kit
   skewer (6)
   slab of sponge
   snow fort (4)
   soggy seed packet (5)
   Spooky-Gro fertilizer
   spring
   sprocket (13)
   star chart (10)
   star
   stone of eXtreme power (6)
   sturdy sword hilt (4)
   sweet rims
   tangle of copper wire (5)
   ten-leaf clover (149)
   tenderizing hammer
   Thwaitgold woollybear statuette
   tires (2)
   tomb ratchet
   wad of dough (8)
   white class ring (6)
   white pixel (8)
   white snake skin (3)
   wok lobster
   worthless gewgaw (56)
   worthless knick-knack (100)
   worthless trinket (15)
   yak skin (10)
   
(Mostly) Potions:   
   bag of Cheat-Os (2)
   bent scrap metal (12)
   breath mint
   can of black paint
   chocolate filthy lucre (29)
   chunk of rock salt
   devilish folio (2)
   floaty sand (37)
   fustulent seal grulch
   Knob Goblin love potion
   llama lama gong (7)
   milk of magnesium (88)
   robot grease (10)
   seal lube (3)
   thin black candle
   Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick

(Mostly) Combat Items:
   barbed-wire fence
   brass gear (5)
   chloroform rag (2)
   clumsiness bark (20)
   death blossom
   facsimile dictionary
   handful of sawdust (2)
   Junk-Bond
   killing jar
   Knob Goblin firecracker (15)
   molten scrap metal (2)
   molybdenum magnet
   odor extractor
   PADL Phone (10)
   razor-sharp can lid (17)
   spectre scepter (3)
   spices (5)
   spider web
   tattered scrap of paper (2)
   The Big Book of Pirate Insults
   tropical orchid (4)

I'll pick out some of the pricier stuff and send that too then flog the remaining tat at price and punt the rest of the meat onto you once/if you decide to take me up on this, I ask nowt in return, I just don't fancy the grind anymore.

[hedgehog90]

I looked at the site and it calls itself a 'comical RPG'.
I don't know what that is and I'm afraid I'm not curious enough to find out.

Have you tried Prison Architect yet? I know you're into Dwarf Fortress and I've heard they're similar.
It's pretty ace, I think you'd like it.

[Big Jack McBastard]

It's an endless slog of scroll click, scroll click, scroll click ad infinitum to get anything approaching a decent amount of cash to get items to make that slog a little less hassle, that list represents about 5 months of hoarding and selling, assuming a reasonable rate of collection of in game dosh I'm still about a year and a half off being able to afford just one of the 'paid for with real cash' items that they try to flog to chumps every month.

Can't be bothered with it anymore, too much to remember to do every day before I even get started so I'm jacking it in. I'm not encouraging anyone to join up just to get my stash but if this thread sinks like a stone then it's all going in my clan coffers for them fiends to dish out between em.

Got PA sat on the drive waiting and thanks to HtB I'm currently playing Rimworld which is very much DF-ish (if a little milder in the way of spectacularly horrible deaths) too.