Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw  (Read 14339 times)

Big Jack McBastard

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2014, 11:32:46 PM »
EDIT: Never mind, tempting fate..

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2014, 11:35:15 PM »
All first round matches have now been finished. Thanks to all entrants who completed their matches and those who showed up to vote. A few more of you would've been nice but I'm sure you're all very busy people, posting your umpteenth cruel remark of the day about Derek.

Through to Round Two are:

Moondust
Wasp_f15ing
The Region Legion
Lazyhour
Cerys
Consignia
Ziggy Starbucks
AsparagusTrevor
Big Jack McBastard
Morrison Lard
Alan Nagsworth (high scoring loser)
Kittens (high scoring loser)

There will be six ties, with the two highest-scoring losers joining the winners in the Quarter Final draw.

The second round draw will be made tomorrow morning (4th July) and be posted at lunchtime while I tackle a seafood lunch of crabstick baguette and Skips.

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2014, 12:01:08 PM »
Here's the draw for the second round:

Moondust v AsparagusTrevor
Lazyhour v Cerys
The Region Legion v Morrison Lard
Ziggy Starbucks v Kittens
Consignia v Wasp_f15ing
Alan Nagsworth v Big Jack McBastard

The two highest scoring losers will also go through to the Quarter Finals.

Serves must be made by 12pm on Monday please.

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #33 on: July 07, 2014, 02:29:42 PM »
ALAN NAGSWORTH. MY OFFICE, NOW.

Big Jack McBastard

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2014, 04:31:39 PM »
Miss, Miss! I have a shiny apple for you! Your hair looks lovely today... What am I saying? It always looks lovely, can I rub your feet Miss?

Big Jack McBastard

  • Dancing on unicorn bones.
Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2014, 06:34:49 PM »
I am perfectly willing to wait till Nags gets his finger out by the way.

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2014, 08:22:36 PM »
Thanks Biq Jack McB. I've pm'd him but it doesn't look like he's logged on here for 5 days so he may well be completely unaware he even made it through to Round 2. If we've not heard from him by tomorrow morning I'll draft in a replacement.

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2014, 07:55:51 AM »
No word from Alan, unfortunately. So serving against BJMcB will be the next highest-scoring loser from Round 1: Fry.

alan nagsworth

  • my CONDOLENC
Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2014, 01:53:46 AM »
Sorry lads. I got all kinds of fucked up at a heavy metal festival and totally shied away from real life as much as possible for a few days after. Have a great tournament and that.

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2014, 04:04:36 PM »
It's the Quarter Finals draw!

AsparagusTrevor v Cerys
Morrison Lard v Wasp_F15ing
Ziggy Starbucks v Lazyhour
Consignia v Big Jack McBastard

You've got til 4pm in Wednesday to get your serves up (a slight extension in case some missed my post in GB this morning.)

ziggy starbucks

  • a prize cucumber
Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2014, 04:55:38 PM »
I've now served in all 3 of my matches

bastard!

Morrison Lard

  • Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2014, 04:59:36 PM »
I'll do mine tomorrow, I'm pissed as all fuck today.
Or maybe Tuesday.

Fucking hell, is it only the quarters? Feels like this has been going on forever.


Big Jack McBastard

  • Dancing on unicorn bones.
Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2014, 03:22:19 PM »
Will try to get my shot sorted tonight/tomorrow, had a bit of a fuck on the last couple of days with some bullshit that occupied my every waking thought but I'm back in the saddle now.

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2014, 01:24:18 AM »
Some people would've said please/sorry but if you want to take a different tack that's fine I suppose.

Big Jack McBastard

  • Dancing on unicorn bones.
Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2014, 06:36:12 PM »
Profuse genuine pleas for forgiveness from your unimpeachable office and fine grace, stature, not to mention a lovely perfume. What's that, you're not wearing any? Oh you!

Real, honest, sorries, I've had a palava on the last few days through no fault of my own, trouble. A possibly believable tale, a damsel in distress and an idiot were involved and I was dragged along. Am crackin on the second after I click post.

BritishHobo

  • That is a really reductive impression
Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2014, 03:38:42 AM »
What's been your highlight of the tournament so far, Susan?

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2014, 03:55:54 PM »
Well, I learned early on to view each match through my fingers so it's tough to recall any particular stand-out shots. However, I did glimpse a nice one of a cat and dog, which seemed more my sort of thing.

Morrison Lard

  • Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2014, 05:46:11 PM »
I've not done one single fanny, neither in real life nor in this confusing competition.

Can I have an extra hour for not being a pervert?

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2014, 09:48:24 PM »
Rewrite that in English and I'll consider.

Morrison Lard

  • Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2014, 12:10:31 PM »
I might put a pussy in my next photo, soz Suze

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #50 on: August 03, 2014, 11:27:16 AM »
The Semi-final draw will go up at approximately 9pm tonight, during a Foyle's War ad break.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2014, 11:49:46 AM by Passive-Aggressive Susan »

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2014, 09:34:11 PM »
Foyle's war has gotten a bit dull, so here's the semi final draw for Wimblewrong 2014:

AsparagusTrevor Vs Wasp15ing

Consignia Vs Ziggy Starbucks.


Serves must be made by 9.34pm on Wednesday.

I'm shaking with dread at what you degenerates will conjure up, but best of luck.

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 Draw
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2014, 10:05:54 PM »
The final of Wimblewrong 2014 will be contested by Ziggy Starbucks and AsparagusTrevor, with Ziggy to serve.

Remember, it's 3 shots each in the final. Brilliant news.