Author Topic: Fluffy McGuffin's Chichester solar panel scam!  (Read 138 times)

Glebe

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Fluffy McGuffin's Chichester solar panel scam!
« on: June 23, 2014, 02:15:47 AM »

Just look at Fluffy, willya? He's been doing the Chichester area recently, with his dodgy solar panel scheme... made a tidy packet too, by all accounts, despite scaring the locals with his unearthly appearance! Born in the Fractal Nebula, he came to earth with the sole intention of fleecing local English towns out of hard-earned cash, via the power of useless tat!

And that's not all. Should you be ensconced in the local pub snug of a weekday evening, don't be surprized to encounter a terrifying, non-terrestrial biped trying to cadge a free pint of Boddingtons Bitter, a knowing smirk on his intergalactic fizzog. It's a cunt's game.

Of late, however, old Fluff has had to make do with his local Cash Converters, hocking various family heirlooms such as the Vog Pod and the Venusian Mind-Clamper. Heh, don't worry, the li'l scamp will be back on his feet in no time, lolloping and lumping from here to Kilmarnock!