Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard  (Read 7483 times)

Oh no CUNTZILLIA!


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Hmm, okay. I'm out of the loop here in that I don't know who that is...

Might not matter, I already have an thematic response in mind even if no-one tells me his identity.


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Hmm, okay. I'm out of the loop here in that I don't know who that is...

Might not matter, I already have an thematic response in mind even if no-one tells me his identity.

Ian Wright.

Big Jack McBastard

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Gotcha, I figured it was him or Ashley Cole because I'm a massive racist who doesn't follow football.

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Sp'donk!

Fucking brilliant.

Cuntarang!


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WELL IS IT RUBIK'S OR RUBIX'S??

Tims a cunt, he dosnt care! And its not Wimblewrong without my annual typo.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2014, 03:56:32 PM »
Great stuff

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2014, 06:00:03 PM »
Sorry to cocktease, will be done either tonight or tomorre, got human things that need doing.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2014, 10:45:22 PM »
Sproink!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2014, 10:58:20 PM »
big jack's the one for me, cosmic noel is amazing

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2014, 11:12:44 PM »
Big Jack McBastard. His first one was good but the second topped it.

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2014, 11:15:20 PM »
McBastard in great form here.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2014, 11:22:25 PM »
BJ McB, he's the one for me.

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2014, 11:47:09 PM »
Remember: the 2 highest scoring losers will also go through to Round 2.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2014, 11:49:54 PM »
Delete

For detail.

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2014, 12:14:06 AM »
Big Jack McBastard

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2014, 02:19:16 AM »
Bastard

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2014, 03:51:34 AM »
Mc

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2014, 09:34:52 AM »
Big Ol' McJackson Pollock for me.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2014, 10:14:08 AM »
Big Jack

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2014, 11:32:14 AM »
Noel, I mean Big Jack

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2014, 12:59:35 PM »
BJM, although Rubik's Cunt very nearly swung my vote.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2014, 08:08:13 PM »
BJM

Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2014, 09:24:53 PM »
I think the best shot is Rubik's Cunt, so I vote DDD. Tim is a perfect thing to reference, wish I'd thought of it myself.

Just cracked up again, imagining him saying 'I got it from a very cunty cunt' is hilarious.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2014, 09:41:59 PM »
BJM

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Re: Wimblewrong 2014 - Round 1: Delete Delete Delete v Big Jack McBastard
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2014, 12:30:23 AM »
Delete's second is superb, but Big Jack just edges it for me overall.