Wimblewrong 2014 Quarter Final: Consignia vs Big Jack McBastard

[Consignia]

*Ker-how-am-I-still-in-this*

[Passive-Aggressive Susan]

By 12pm please Big Jack. And no more late shots for you.

[Passive-Aggressive Susan]

I knew that my laid back demeanour and laissez-faire attitude would eventually lead to a situation like this.

As the time limit for returns is 72 hours, not 72 days, it is with great regret that I must prematurely blow the referee's whistle and announce Consignia the winner.

[Big Jack McBastard]

Entirely fair, life consumed me the last few days.

Sorry I couldn't hack it everyone. Thank you for your plethora of votes in past rounds I do feel like the 'Letting yous all down chump' that I am.

<Collapses in a heap in the naughty corner>

[Consignia]

I would have loved to have faced off with you, but I know all to well how real life can get in the way (it's happening to me a bit at the moment, as well).

On the other hand, could I actually win this without winning a single round?

[Johnny Yesno]

How about letting Fry step in, if he's up for it?

[The Wimblewrong Nazi]

I hope Big Jack is gassed

[Big Jack McBastard]

Me too.

[kittens]

How about letting Fry step in, if he's up for it?

i'll have you know i got more votes than fry last round. so how about letting kittens step in? heard he's up for it

[kittens]

Susan give me like till four pm tomorrow and we can have a game going here sweetheart

[kittens]

i'll just wait for susie's confirmation

[BritishHobo]

She'll come around, don't you worry. Old Susan's notoriously easy, so I've heard.

[Passive-Aggressive Susan]

Lovely of you to come riding to the rescue, kittens, but you've already been beaten twice in this tournament. Let's maintain a little dignity for you, eh my dear?

[BritishHobo]

Sorry Susan, what I said was out of order.