Bumper McGee and his Tendency to Bobble!

[Glebe]

Cor blimey, just look at him, would you? Prepared to wobble and no mistake! I'll give you and example. Just the other day I was in the post office, about to purchase a first class stamp, when in bobbles McGee, knocking me sideways and this way and thatways and all abouts! The prick. He could have waiting his turn, but oh no, no, no, have to be first in line. Wobbling bastard!

On another occasion I had delicately built a six-foot construction out of playing cards in the back garden. Then just as I was about to finish my masterpiece, bum! The garden gate flies open and wobbly, wobbly, wobbly, he knocks the lot for six! I was very angry that day, and for many days after I can tell you. Bumper McGee.