"Wanking into Lentil Soup"

[poo]

Terringboldt, Herringboldt, piglet and poon,
Lend me an egg and I'll give you the moon,
Salve my proboscis with tales of old beak,
Lego axe down the jap's bit and finger the weak.

When the murk do draw near, tis time for the frot,
A courtship borne tuggy-time with an owl and a motte.
We only scream Dennis in panic and fear,
And oddness abound if you dare to the rear.

So I ask you sweet Hector, who's balloon is that there?
The Gak Man's, The Cack Man's, the   Knave Without Hair's?
Find me the Sausage Prince,
Bring him to this room,
For he must face the rosehead of the Mull of Lak-Toon.

[mook]

the lad poo has found his form again.

[touchingcloth]

Tell me more about this owl.

[schnoob]

I didn't read any of that but I can tell you my boyfriend's cum tastes of lentil soup and he gets really annoyed when I say that but it does.

[Mr Eggs]

I didn't read any of that but I can tell you my boyfriend's cum tastes of lentil soup and he gets really annoyed when I say that but it does.

Would you rather it tasted of lobster bisque?

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Probably one for H.S. Art is it.

[Mr Eggs]

Probably one for H.S. Art is it.

Not anymore. What soup does your spunk taste like? I'm on the leek and potato/French onion spectrum.

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Mine is on the Puréed Icterus and Garlic end of the spectrum.

[thenoise]

Borscht.

[BlodwynPig]

Ominous, there was an owl outside my window last night, its been decades.

Also...Knave Without Hair's should be Knave Without Hair

[biggytitbo]

I like how random the decisions are to relegate a thread to HS Art.


As for his poem, it's given me a prong like a Botham tweet. The only thing recently that's got me this aroused was reading about those men that wanted to behead Joss Stone.

[Captain Z]

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Also...Knave Without Hair's should be Knave Without Hair

No it shouldn't.

It's a question about who the balloon belongs to.


There is a mistake but it's the double space.

So I ask you sweet Hector, who's balloon is that there?
The Gak Man's, The Cack Man's, the   Knave Without Hair's?

Who's balloon is that there?

The first man's, the second man's, the knave's?



Ignore BlodwynPig, poo.  He knows not about grammar.  Sort out your use of spaces though, eh?


PS:  You could remove the 's from all of them. 

Who owns that balloon?  The first man, the second man, or the knave?


In fact that is more grammatically correct.  But you certainly mustn't remove the 's from only one of them, poo.  Ignore that BlodwynPig.

[BlodwynPig]

No it shouldn't.

It's a question about who the balloon belongs to.


There is a mistake but it's the double space.

Who's balloon is that there?

The first man's, the second man's, the knave's?



Ignore BlodwynPig, poo.  He knows not about grammar.  Sort out your use of spaces though, eh?


PS:  You could remove the 's from all of them. 

Who owns that balloon?  The first man, the second man, or the knave?


In fact that is more grammatically correct.  But you certainly mustn't remove the 's from only one of them, poo.  Ignore that BlodwynPig.

Bullshit....you can say the knave without hair in answer to that question and it sounds better

Tennyson said so

[BlodwynPig]

It's called poetry

The first man's, the second man's, ...the dimpledy dee!

Not the dimpledy dee's.

Utter bullshit.

[touchingcloth]

There is a mistake but it's the double space.

Who's balloon is that there?

The first man's, the second man's, the knave's?

Yes, the main mistake is the double space.

"Who is balloon is that there?". Come on you cunt, try and sophistrise you're way out of this grammatickal corner you've painted yourself into. I want you to write a semantically reasonable utterance which starts with the sentence "who is balloon is that there?'.

[mook]

the balloon's name is "who".

do i get a fucking biscuit for sorting that out?

do i fuck as like.

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the balloon's name is "who".

do i get a fucking biscuit for sorting that out?

do i fuck as like.

Doesn't make sense.

The balloon belongs to "who", yes.

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Bullshit....you can say the knave without hair in answer to that question and it sounds better

Tennyson said so

Yes but then remove the apostrophe from all of them, not just one.

[poo]

Yeah it's a bit of a clusterfuck. Not happy with it. In my defence, I was on a train desperately trying not to shit myself when I knocked this out.

[touchingcloth]

Yes but then remove the apostrophe from all of them, not just one.

Either all of them require apostrophes, or only Hair does. If a balloon belonging to a man called John was seen "there", would you answer the question "whose balloon is that there?" with "John"? No you fucking WOULD FUCKING NOT.

"As in general conversation, so in verse" - that is what your precious Tennyson said.

[BlodwynPig]

Yes but then remove the apostrophe from all of them, not just one.

Utter tripe. Utter malignant tripe. I cannot believe you would .....*BANG*

[BlodwynPig]

Either all of them require apostrophes, or only Hair does. If a balloon belonging to a man called John was seen "there", would you answer the question "whose balloon is that there?" with "John"? No you fucking WOULD FUCKING NOT.

"As in general conversation, so in verse" - that is what your precious Tennyson said.

NO NO NO NO NO

"I questioned Noble on the various sizes,
Whose are biggest?
Luton's, Spalding's or the town called Devizes"

Spoiler alert

Waits for shitstorm

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[poo]

I'll sort it later.

[touchingcloth]

NO NO NO NO NO

Would Tennyson support this? Would he who's.

[checkoutgirl]

I didn't read any of that but I can tell you my boyfriend's cum tastes of lentil soup and he gets really annoyed when I say that but it does.

That's fucking disgusting, what kind of deviant would know what lentil soup tastes like?