Ghoopla Rhomboid & His Various Doings and Such.

[Glebe]

For goodness sake, heed these words that I speak! Never, NEVER approach Ghoopla on a bad day, for he will sure as rain pull your small intestine out the anus gap. Perhaps I should explain. You see, that sweet, lovable face hides a dark, sinister madness, unknown since the primordial forces boiled and raged in the black lunacy of prehistory.

Granted, Ghoopla has his good side. Indeed, ha, only yesterday he purchased Mrs Galloway next door some lovely flowers, pronounced 'flaweurs' in his native Ghoopgalian tongue. And he will mend a broken fence with all the grace and dignity of Bing Crosby on a unicycle. Yet still. Beware. For the softness of cheek - and tweeness of eye - mask centuries old evil that bubbles to the surface on the turn of a sixpence. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

TRIVIA: Ghoopla shares a genetic link with Hollywood actor Jake
Gyllenhall, seen here receiving wisdom from the Guru Rangi Swindon OBE.