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Has anybody on CookdandBombd worked on any Morris stuff?

Started by Thomas, September 05, 2014, 07:40:42 PM

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Thomas

I often wonder. Surely there's a runner from The Day Today lurking somewhere in our midst, or a Brass Eye assistant makeup designer's Twix-fetcher. Perhaps a work experience lad fetching tea for Mark Heap during a Blue Jam recording.

Are you out there?

Noodle Lizard

I met a PA on Brass Eye once but they didn't seem to find any of it interesting enough to talk about in any detail.  Some fucking people.

Old Nehamkin

Quote from: Noodle Lizard on September 05, 2014, 08:09:41 PM
I met a PA on Brass Eye once but they didn't seem to find any of it interesting enough to talk about in any detail.  Some fucking people.

Oooh, look at me, I'm Noodle Lizard, I went to a showbiz party and Jennifer Lawrence accidentally kicked the heel of my shoe or something, ooh, I met an apathetic Brass Eye PA, ooh, I might go and ask Ricky Gervais if the character of Derek is meant to have Down's Syndrome, La di daaaa!

checkoutgirl

Quote from: Old Nehamkin on September 06, 2014, 03:35:35 PM
I might go and ask Ricky Gervais if the character of Derek is meant to have Down's Syndrome, La di daaaa!

Gervais didn't even show up. Talk about a damp squid!!

Sexton Brackets Drugbust

Quote from: Noodle Lizard on September 05, 2014, 08:09:41 PM
I met a PA on Brass Eye once but they didn't seem to find me interesting enough to talk about it in any detail.

RoadMaintenanceTycoon

Not me, but I met somebody who auditioned for a part in Four Lions. Apparently Chris was as you'd imagine.

There we go.

olliebean

I've done impro with Luke Sorba, the grotesquely ugly freak in episode 1 of Brasseye, if that's any help.

Thomas


olliebean

He's exactly as grotesquely ugly, but not so much of a freak.

dfurnell

I lent Morris a pen with which he signed some autographs, including one for me. If that's not a deep and meaningful writing partnership I don't know what is.

I used to know someone who would go around saying he was in Jam. Bruce Foxton, I think his name was.

olliebean

Oh, and my current housemate's previous flatmate was in an episode of Nathan Barley. Forgot about that.  She was the girl walking along the road with her pubes showing, iirc.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Jockice

I have a friend who did some research for Four Lions. She really bigged this up beforehand, making out she was big pals with him and showing off his phone number. Then she suddenly stopped talking about him. I never asked why but nevertheless her name did appear in the end credits for the movie. Spelt wrongly.

great_badir

I used to work with someone who was in the "producer's booth" (as an audio engineer, or something) on his Radio Bristol show.  But he never socialised with him and otherwise only exchanged mild pleasantries (bearing in mind this was in the days when Morris was just a no-name local DJ) and the only thing he had to show for it is the ubiquitous "meet the team" photo (in which Morris looked about 12).  Plus he was on holiday the day of the infamous helium incident.

I am writing a book about it.

This thread has been like assigning harsh and inflammatory criticisms.

Diss-Appointing.

This thread is like electing someone for public office in a market town in Norfolk, close to the border of Suffolk.

Diss-Appointing.

This thread is like the first word in the Coen Brothers film, "Intolerable Cruelty'.

Intolerable.

Old Nehamkin

Quote from: Bored of Canada on November 08, 2014, 01:37:38 AM
This thread is like the first word in the Coen Brothers film, "Intolerable Cruelty'.

Intolerable.

Yeah, that's right.

Quote from: Old Nehamkin on November 08, 2014, 01:40:13 AM

Yeah, that's right.

You accidentally crossed out a section,  Old Nehamkin.
You put a false quote. This may be a comedy site and not a news institution, but I still reserve the right to be upset by deceptiveness and lies.

I'll chalk this one up as an accident because I like you. Let's just not have something like this happen again.

Joy Nktonga

Quote from: Bored of Canada on November 08, 2014, 01:51:35 AM
You accidentally crossed out a section,  Old Nehamkin.

Now I'm going to cry into my four-x and punch the next koala I see in the face and it's all your fault.

Easy there, tiger. Chill. Don't take things so personally. It's a comedy site after all.