Wilbur Fartcock's Amazingly Smelly Smeg Lotion.

[Glebe]

"Hallo, all! Wilbur here, with a brand new innovation in skincare technology. It's the - oops, sorry, I dropped one! - 'Smelly Smeg Lotion', as developed by - whoops, there I go again - cabbages! - as developed by Laboratoir Garner of Paris, France. It'll keep y'skin nice and plump, while - that was a big one! - while regenerating lost cells. Phew, shouldn't have had that curry last night! Anyway, sorry about the flatulence, it has rather spoiled my skincare demonstration. In any case, I'll be back with more skincare tips later - providing my arse-gasket holds out!"