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My shitting arse

Started by poo, October 19, 2014, 09:04:03 PM

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poo

My arse needs a shit,
Quite badly.
I'm on a train, but my arse doesn't really know that,
My arse just needs a shit.

My arse is desperate for a shit,
Still on the train,
Begging my arse but my arse doesn't listen,
It wants to sick up a shit in my trousers.

My arse is almost shitting,
Probably the actual shit is visible to my pants, my pants can see the shit,
My pants are scared of being shat on,
And so am I.

This isn't the first time my arse decided it wants to sick up a shit on a train,
And it won't be the last,
It didn't shit in my pants on the train in the end,
It puked up a massive shit in the platform bogs and I lost a good half a stone.