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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2160 on: November 21, 2018, 12:53:09 PM »

icehaven

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2161 on: November 22, 2018, 03:51:15 PM »
The animal welfare concern by Islamophobes is definitely among the most disingenuous.

It might be a legitimate concern were it not for the pure zero fucks given as they all tuck into their battery hen omelettes and weekend takeaways from fuck-knows where.

See also pointedly talking about eating bacon and other porky products and going on about how delicious they are and how 'they don't know what they're missing' etc. (and that's the milder examples). Not so concerned about our trottered brethren's welfare are they, given there's no Halal version to loudly object to.

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2162 on: November 22, 2018, 05:49:18 PM »
See also pointedly talking about eating bacon and other porky products and going on about how delicious they are and how 'they don't know what they're missing' etc. (and that's the milder examples). Not so concerned about our trottered brethren's welfare are they, given there's no Halal version to loudly object to.

My colleagues and I, thank you for your concern. A basket of apples will be delivered shortly by Brother Oinkulus

icehaven

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2163 on: November 23, 2018, 01:21:04 PM »
Apples? Gimme some goddamn sausages!

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2164 on: November 23, 2018, 02:05:28 PM »
Apples? Gimme some goddamn sausages!

Brother Oinkulus not willing to sacrifice. Is sad now. Will still bring apples and beef brisket.

icehaven

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2165 on: November 23, 2018, 11:39:24 PM »
Oh come on, surely some of you die of natural causes on the reg. How long do pigs even live?

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2166 on: November 24, 2018, 12:04:03 AM »
Oh come on, surely some of you die of natural causes on the reg. How long do pigs even live?

The oldest pig is 23.

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2167 on: November 24, 2018, 02:07:49 AM »
<tag>Jack Warner's ghost enters thread to deliver stern lecture</tag>

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2168 on: November 24, 2018, 03:58:20 AM »
Oh come on, surely some of you die of natural causes on the reg. How long do pigs even live?

Of course, they’ve all died of natural causes after I’ve..... etc etc

icehaven

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2169 on: December 26, 2018, 01:29:56 PM »
I made some flippant "Merry Xmas hope you're drunk!" type comment yesterday and this morning someone I went to school with but barely remember and only friended because in the early days of fb everyone was friending everyone, and with whom I don't remember ever interacting on there ever before had tartly replied "Couldn't get drunk, I was working." Fucking martyr twat, ergh.

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2170 on: December 26, 2018, 09:06:27 PM »
I made some flippant "Merry Xmas hope you're drunk!" type comment yesterday and this morning someone I went to school with but barely remember and only friended because in the early days of fb everyone was friending everyone, and with whom I don't remember ever interacting on there ever before had tartly replied "Couldn't get drunk, I was working." Fucking martyr twat, ergh.

I can't be doing with annoying types like that, I rarely unfriend anyone but I did have a big cull of people I barely knew from school but added me when I first joined.

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2171 on: December 26, 2018, 10:17:16 PM »
Couldnt get drunk, i have no anus

Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2172 on: December 27, 2018, 04:06:37 AM »
Couldnt get drunk, i have no anus

Most people don't ingest alcohol with that orifice though

BlodwynPig

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2173 on: December 27, 2018, 10:52:50 AM »
Most people don't ingest alcohol with that orifice though

*slow clap*

Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2174 on: December 27, 2018, 11:30:27 PM »
Most people don't ingest alcohol with that orifice though

lightweights

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2175 on: January 15, 2019, 12:33:42 AM »
Has anyone else experienced facebook making it as difficult as possible to read and send messages? I don't have the messenger app and refuse to get it, so it seems facebook have decided to make it literally impossible to send a message. It's blocked me from sending messages on one phone, I now cannot access the website without the internet literally just closing itself (same thing has happened to my mum) and now they're preventing me from opening the messages table on my laptop.

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2176 on: January 16, 2019, 03:53:27 AM »
I tend to go there using my Kindle Fire, and I'm getting sick of FB defaulting to a page that tells me to find my friends rather than taking me to a page where I can - y'know - find my friends.

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Re: Facebook thread
« Reply #2177 on: January 16, 2019, 03:52:08 PM »
Has anyone else experienced facebook making it as difficult as possible to read and send messages? I don't have the messenger app and refuse to get it, so it seems facebook have decided to make it literally impossible to send a message. It's blocked me from sending messages on one phone, I now cannot access the website without the internet literally just closing itself (same thing has happened to my mum) and now they're preventing me from opening the messages table on my laptop.

Yeah it tells me I've been sent a message on my phone and then when I open the app it won't let me look at it. Fuck it to the stars.