New Dishwasher Help

[MojoJojo]

What's this:

Is it important?

[shiftwork2]

Yes.  It's an actual egg timer.

No.  It's for putting on in place of the spinning arm when you're washing baking trays and suchlike.  Never actually used it so, no.  Also, don't ask me to explain how it makes any kind of a difference.  So, no.

[shiftwork2]

Only 46 views so I'd like to enliven this thread with some Buzz Aldrin.

Buzz owns a dishwasher and he's reportedly very happy with it.

[MojoJojo]

Thank you. I thought this would have more comedy potential. But I missed the crucial thing: it doesn't have an amusing shape. No number of big eggs can fix that.

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

That's the free badge you get with the Call of Duty: Baked on Stains Special Edition

[MojoJojo]

Thank you for your effort ETT. Your failure is really mine, it's just not humourous enough.

As desperate bid to make this thread funnier, lets open it up.

So - tell me your funny dishwasher anecdotes.

[Mr Banlon]

She fell down the stairs and got her head stuck in a planter.