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black mirror is bad

Started by kittens, December 17, 2014, 09:51:19 PM

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kittens

a man gets a virus and he is dying BUT it is a computer virus and he lives in a computer world!!!!

everyone in the world gets their arms cut off and replaced with bionic arms BUT hackers take over their arms and make their arms steal things!!!

a gross man throws up BUT he is actually a really sexy robot man and no-one notices!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

A pirate ship is boarded by...lol yes you guessed it- Sting!

Nobody Soup

we all live in a world where everything you say is rated good or bad by little buttons on your shirt. a man says something rubbish and everyone hates him forever.

Urinal Cake

Brooker is a hack. Black Mirror is like those sci-fi-horror shows for kids but worse since the usually have better characterization and an overarching story line.

TrenterPercenter

One night an attractive, but tired looking, mid-thirties man (just the right side of middle-class hipster) has thoughts of creating a more personalised yet convenient world.  Over night all white goods develop personalities that hilariously fit their function creating such characters as neurotic coffee peculator, racist washing machine and a jive-talkin' toastie maker from the eighties.

kittens

there is a computer hacker BUT he is an actual computer with a big axe that he HACKS people up with

kittens

a man puts new speakers in his house BUT they are speakers of the house of commons and they just stand there saying bullshit political stuff all day until he goes mad and gives himself a computer virus

poo

A man wins an X factor. Six months later he finds himself in a futuristic prison cell shitting out clown ejaculate.

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Quote from: poo on December 17, 2014, 10:13:25 PM
A man wins X factor. Six months later he finds himself in a futuristic prison cell shitting out clown ejaculate.


Thomas


Old Nehamkin

Real life is like CaB now. People can "add tags" to each other that appear floating over your body whenever someone looks at you. An everyman's life is driven to ruin after he wakes up to find that he has been tagged with "LOLRANDOM" and "shit for cunts", and he can't even look up the ID.

kittens

a weird man dies BUT he is next to a computer

TrenterPercenter

weirdly attractive mid-thirtied man wearing Gap clothes plays Call of Duty 'aggressively' for fun.....or so he thinks!  Turns out he is actually controlling an actual drone actually blowing up actual people and shit.  Outraged with the lies, he plugs his mind into the game and makes all the guns fire enigmatic fortune cookies at enemies of different ethnicity.

PS I can actually see him doing this one.

ZoyzaSorris

There's a world where you can send emails to people, but they're actually REAL things. It's fucking mental. With a hot bird.

kittens

everybody in the world's phone turns off and they have to spend ages pressing the button in for just long enough for it to start up again BUT once it has started up it turns off again!!!

Urinal Cake

In 2040 an AI is democratically elected and becomes Chancellor of the Exchequer. However something is amiss and it's up to PM's junior press secretary and King William to get to the bottom of it. It turns out the AI is a socialist. Aaah political commentary aaah.

madhair60

A man has a shag with his wife.  She's a Linux and his cock is a memory stick.

Beagle 2

A man hugs his wife at her mum's funeral but accidentally clicks the 'share' button under her chin meaning that all the men are allowed to spunk in her mouth. The dead mum watches the whole thing from her gravestone, which is an ipad she is saved onto displaying the sad tweets of friends.

kittens

an iPod is elected president of the united states, its inaugural speech is 'i got a feelin' by black eyed peas

thenoise

Man does a camin ppeapls loos so he can se them do plups

kittens

a mad lady jumps off a bridge BUT it turns out she only went mad from playing a mad videogame

and that videogame was
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Spiral King

I don't know why Brooker can't produce more than three of these at a time. We've got enough material for 12 episodes here!

Crabwalk

It's 2024 and there are no schools anymore. Kids learn via an electronic device implanted into their brains called 'The System'. It seems like a good idea initially, but things go wrong and it turns out to be a bad idea. We were definitely better off with schools.

kittens

a man invents a system to see ghosts BUT it turns out ghosts are just weird people you don't want to see anyway

Crabwalk

It's the near future and the robots we created to serve us are rebelling. They begin to chew gum, smoke, make faces behind our backs, stuff like that. A chilling portent.

A man with a black Samsung Galaxy S5 is framed for the rape of a girl with a white iPhone 6 in 1930's Deep South. The episode follows the ensuing courtroom drama, a SLY METAPHOR for racism and inequality in a society segregated by colour.

By their race, I mean.

He's african american and she's Caucasian.

The phone thing ends up as an irrelevant detail.

alcoholic messiah

Bruce Willis is an app, but he doesn't realise it.

And he's being pursued by a cyberpunk from the past, played by Rutger Hauer.


Howj Begg

Imagine, yeah, that we could write status updates, with like emoticons, yeah, just like a Facebook, but in real life , by somehow manipulating our voicebox to make expressive sounds that convey semantic meaning, and the muscles of our face to imitate emoticons. Weirded out yet?

Danger Man

People use small boxes covered in buttons to disparage each other but occasionally it leads to sex but not in Pinball's case.