Christmas tugs

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So who's got their Xmas masturbation marathons planned?

Have you been saving some special material for your festive frolic?

Tell all in this eroticly charged thread.

[biggytitbo]

Due to lack of connectivity I'll have to raid the Christmas spank bank but I did make plenty of deposits[nb]stop it[/nb] into it during the year in anticipation. Nothig like being trapped in your childhood bedroom for 3 days to make you horny.

[ziggy starbucks]

wanking over the Queen's speech as usual

[Garam]

this thread definitely has a lot of potential to be a great, great thread.

[mook]

it's not felt right cracking one out since i trimmed the mayhem that was my pubes into a weird neatness with my AMAZING new MB320c (the official c&b beard trimmer). i look all porno down there now and it just seems wrong. it must be getting on for a week since the trimmage! i'm as backed up with LIFEGRAVY as any man has ever been.

[anal_footing]

I'm definitely having a wank tomorrow, and I'll probably have one on Boxing Day too.

In fact, I'll probably treat myself to a bit of HD porn.

[ziggy starbucks]

the giant boxing day shit forming in my lower intestines gives me the horn something rotten

[Bhazor]

Well I have 12 hours of Vanessa Blue cued up. Interested to see which one of us gives out first, my dick or the laptop.

[Spiteface]

The TVX Babes'[nb]and Ben Dover for some fucking reason[/nb] festive musical masterpiece, "Coming for Christmas" of course![nb]Obviously this link is highly NSFW, so if you click on it, only you are to blame.[/nb]

[Hangthebuggers]

it's not felt right cracking one out since i trimmed the mayhem that was my pubes into a weird neatness with my AMAZING new MB320c (the official c&b beard trimmer). i look all porno down there now and it just seems wrong. it must be getting on for a week since the trimmage! i'm as backed up with LIFEGRAVY as any man has ever been.

I was debating this the other day. Still haven't decided to whether to go through with the act or just leave it all growing like a jungle around a proud obelisk?

[Hangthebuggers]

As for wanking, It's gonna have to tie in with my boxing day poo, since there's family stuff to be doing in the next few days and nobody wants any mess or fuss.

[mook]

I was debating this the other day. Still haven't decided to whether to go through with the act or just leave it all growing like a jungle around a proud obelisk?

don't trim mate, leave it be down there. what i've got going on in my drawers right now is an abomination. it's going to take weeks and weeks to get back to perfection.

[Hangthebuggers]

don't trim mate, leave it be down there. what i've got going on in my drawers right now is an abomination. it's going to take weeks and weeks to get back to perfection.

I've heard it's itchy too when it starts emerging again. Fuck that.

Good luck mook!

[mook]

nah mate, hell no! i didn't go back to the pink. the MB320c can make a man reckless, but not that reckless. i've got a porno fade from the early 90s going on... i look down there now and all i can think of is shed seven.

[303]

I've heard it's itchy too when it starts emerging again. Fuck that.

Only if you wet shave, use a beard trimmer to keep things tidy and you should have no worries, and give your skin time to get used to it.

[Bhazor]

The TVX Babes' festive musical masterpiece, "Coming for Christmas" of course!

[biggytitbo]

In the past due to lack of connectivity I've had to knock one out to the George and Mildred Christmas special. I now actually can't watch it without getting an instant erection, which was particularly awkward at the BFI 1970s british sitcom retrospective I went to a few years back.

[The Masked Unit]

I really can't imagine that I'll be able to sneak one in any time between now and the 28th at the earliest. yesterday was the last one so will have built up a proper head of steam by then.

[Garam]

this really is a wonderful, wonderful thread

[Consignia]

The Xmas special is certainly my favourite episode of Tugs:



The rest are a bit same-y.

[kittens]

lads i'm gonna go for it

[kittens]

just warming up

[buttgammon]

For the first time ever, I've got a girlfriend at Christmas. You'd think that would mean I wouldn't have to resort to the glorious indignity of Christmas wanking again but there's a whole sea between us, so the actual Christmas sex will have to wait a few days with only my own handiwork to fill the void.

[kittens]

let it snow let it snow let it snow

[buttgammon]

Sean Lock wanking over a snow globe.

[thenoise]

I had a 'midnight massturbate' to call in christmas. What could be more christmassy!? Hope.santa doesmt confuse my stocking with the crusty sock under my bed. Merry Christmas!

[MoonDust]

Hope.santa doesmt

Think you over did it a bit.

[anal_footing]

I forgot to have a wank yesterday.

Hence why I'm now as horny as buggery.

[Glebe]