A Christmas miracle

[anal_footing]

So, I was constipated all last weekend and most of Monday too.

But then on Monday night, I suddenly felt the urge to go, and my God, did I go.

I unleashed one gigantic turd after another in an orgasmic wave, and felt fabulous as a result.

But then I looked down and thought 'Fuck, that's not gonna flush!'

And lo and behold, it didn't.

And so with the water holding steady at rim level, I resigned myself to a very shitty Christmas.

But then something amazing happened.

With an almighty belch, the water dropped to normal level and my turds floated on their merry way.

It was as if they'd been consumed by a starving coprophiliac.

And that my friends, is how I came to believe in God.

[soraya]

That's weird. When I was on a low-carb diet I didn't pass a solid shit for about three weeks, it was all proper runny. I was meaning to ask you about that, actually. Is it something to be worried about, or is it to be expected, especially in the early stages?