Fake Porn pastische titles

[Cambrian Times]

Sorry, but I couldn't find the original thread, but I thought up some corkers for fake porn, movie pastiche titles.

Porn of the Dead - bit dodgy that

28 Lays Later - still on a zombie theme

One Whore Photo

Fahrenheit 69-11

Along came Willy

The Porn Indentity/Supremacy

Dicker Park

The Chronicles of Bigdick

Wankerman: The Legend of Ron Jeremy

Anyone else?

[Rats]

Star Whores - Featuring "Princess Lay-her", "hand-job solo", "jab-her up the cut", "see 3 pee, oh", "goojacker", "booba fetish", "roda (rode her)", "Whore be wank a nobby", and "girth invader"

very poor

[skibz]

Bruce Willy in "Dick Hard"

[Dr David V]

Womb Raider.

[Jemble Fred]

The Deerhunter With Big Cocks In It.



Sorry.

[m...wW(wwMww)Ww...m]

On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.
A Broom For Romeo's Arse.
Village Of The Spam Javelins.

[Almost Yearly]

The Cock, with Sean Gonorrhoea and Dickless Cage.

There's a hangover waiting to happen here.


If you're bored, you could pick the good ones out of this lot:
Airport 69
All the President's Women
Ally McSqueal
America's Horniest Home Videos
American Hair Pie
Anal-ize This
Analtasia
Anus and Andy
Apackolips Now
As Hard As It Gets
Ate Men Out
Bachelorette Party
Battlestar Orgasmica
Beat the Cock
Beaverjuice
Beaverly Hills Cop
The Big Sleazy
The Bitches of Westwick
Blast from the Pants
The Blown Ranger
Boobarella
Broadcast Nudes
Buttman and Bobbing
Captain Hooker and Peter Porn
Chinny Chinny Gang Bang
Choke-A-Hontas
A Clockwork Orgy
CockTale
Cumming Holmes
Crocodile Blondie
Dances with Foxes
Dangerous Lesions
Das Booty
Debbie Does Deliverance
Deeper Impacts
The Deer Humper
Dick, Tracy?
Dickman and Throbbing
Dirty Panting
Dr. Speckle and Ms. Hyde
Drilling Miss Daisy
E3: The Extra-Testicle
Easy Ride Her
Edward Penishands
Endless Lust
Erectnophobia
Facial Attraction
Ferris Bueller's Jack Off
First Times at Cherry High
Fists of Fury
Flashpants
Flesh Gordon
The Flintbones
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Frankenpenis
Friday the 69
Frosty the Blowman
FudgePac Man
G*A*S*H
The gAy Team
Genital Hospital
Ghostbangers
The Girl From S.E.X.
Gonad the Barbarian
The Good, The Bad, And the Horny
Good Will Humping
Great Sexpectations
Hannah and Her Blisters
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Headtv
The Hindlick Maneuver
Honey, I Blew the Kid
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
In and Out in Beverly Hills
Independence Nights
Indiana Bones in the Temple of June
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse with a Vampire
Interview with a Vibrator
Jennifer Ate
Jungle Beaver
Jurassic Pork
King Dong
Kinky Business
L.A. Raw
The Last Anal Hero
Lawrence of a Labia
Lethal Weapons
Little Shop of Whores
Looking for Mr. Goodsex
The Lust Boat
The Lust Bug
Lust in America
Lust in Space
Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderbone
The Man With the Golden Penis
Married With Hormones
Mary Bobbings
Miami Spice
A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
Mousecunt
Murphy's Brown
My Bare Lady
My Three Sluts
National Pornographic's Animal
Kingdom
Navy Squeals
A Nightmare on Dyke Street
NYDP Blew
On Golden Blonde
Pee-wee Sperming's Big Adventure
The Pink Lagoon
Pleasure Island
PocaHotAss
Poop Dreams
Porn on the Fourth of July
Pornocchio
Pulp Friction
The Queer Hunter
Rambone
Rambutt
Robofox
The Rockford Piles
The Rocky Porno Video Show
Romancing the Bone
Rosemary's Beaver
Satisfaction Jackson
Saturday Night Beaver
Saving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Lust
The Sex Family Robinson
The Sex Files
Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous
The Sexorcist
Shakespeare in Lust
The Sheets of San Francisco
Sinderella
Single White Nympho
The 69 Olympics with Mark Spits and
Greg Largeanus
Snatch Adams
The Sperminator
Sperms of Endearment
Splatman
Star Whores
Starship Poopers
Star Trek: Erection
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Studsky and Snatch
Suck Rodgers in the 69th Century
Summer of 69ing
2069, A Space Orgy
The T & A Team
Tales from the Dark Hole
Tango and Gash
Terms of Endowment
The Texas Dildo Massacre
Three Men and a Babe
Threesomes Company
To Live and Shave in LA
Top Buns
Total Reball
Turn Her and Hootch
The Twilight Bone
Twin Cheeks
The Wadd Squad
Waddzilla
Watersports World
A Wet Dream on Elm Street
When Harry Ate Sally
Where the Boy's Aren't
White Men Can't Hump
Who Reamed Robin Rabbit?
Whore of the Worlds
Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
You've Got Male!

Just press Quote. This is a rare example of when it's good to use size=1.

The Deer Humper's in there just for Jem.

[Jemble Fred]

Well if we're doing this properly, there's the whole lacklustre Curtis Collection.

The Enormously Well-Hung Guy
Four Doggings & A Gangbang
Bone
Frotting Hill
Bridget Jones' Diaphragm
Unprotected Sex, Actually

[Mediocre Rich]

Swedish Legends in Blackcurrant Jam Making
The Furry Honey Pot Adventure

[Cambrian Times]

Super Size Me-at

[splattermac]

the importance of being harnessed

made myself laugh with that one :)

In Diana Jones

Cold Mounting* - sadly no sequel because of the recent law passed in California

Terry Gilliam's - the Arse Bandits

*not to be mistake with the silicon tit fest Cold Mountains

[Pinball]

Star Whores.

[Jemble Fred]

Well if we're doing this properly, there's the whole lacklustre Curtis Collection.

The Enormously Well-Hung Guy
Four Doggings & A Gangbang
Bone
Frotting Hill
Bridget Jones' Diaphragm
Unprotected Sex, Actually

Oh, and I forgot – Bernard & The G-Spot.

[Cliche Guevara]

-Gaylord Of The Bed-Springs.
-A Cockworked Whore's Minge.
-This Is Vaginal Tap.
-Cocky I, II, III, IV and V.
-The Bare Bitch Project.
-Paedophilia (starring Tom Wanks and Denzel Flash-ington).
-Ride And Spread Your Juice.

[poison popcorn]

cunt for red cock prober

lost in transsexuals

vice girls ~ the movie

daughter strip down

horny cum sluts suck infeasibly big black cocks (a subtle reworking of the popular movie horny cum sluts fuck infeasibly big black cocks)

[Bilko]

Prick Friction
My Big Fat Greek Arse

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

I think I've already posted this, but here's a list of the worst (apparently genuine) porn film titles:

http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html

[Cliche Guevara]

The French Erection (starring Gene Sac-man).

[non capisco]

Willie Wanker And the Cock-Lick Fuck-tory
Oh, I dunno....

[skibz]

The Touchables

Bad Day at Black Cock

Malcolm XXX

[Cambrian Times]

Dick-Lick at hanging Cock

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Edward Jizzerhands - I made that up myself!

[Rats]

Malcolm XXX

Hehe, that's class.
"I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don't believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn't want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn't know how to return the treatment. Now get down on your knees and make this bell shine"

[Still Not George]

"Queen of the Slammed", as the ubiquitous couch-goth has just suggested. Along with "Single White She-male"

And I just thought of "Escape from Nude Pork."

[gazzyk1ns]

[poison popcorn]

night of the giving head

this is vaginal flap

the mate tricks

the jizz finger

[Jemble Fred]

the jizz finger

Would that be the Anal Jolson original, or the remake?

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Anal-ise this.

Horn of the Dead (Necrophilia special)

[The Region Legion]

These all come from a spontanious conversation me and a friend had on this subject about 2 years ago...

The XXX-Men
American Douchebag
The Fifth Enema
Beetle's Juice
Men In Bondage
The Cockfather
Goodfellas
The Sexorcist
Look Who's Screaming
Look Who's Creaming
Much Ado About Bumming
A Midsummer Night's Ream
Fistery Men
Lake Flaccid
Back to the Butt-Plug Parts I, II & III
The Hole
Loadbusters
Blast Up The Ass
You've Got Sperm!
Sleepless In Seattle
Beauty with some Beasts
Crouching Bitch, Hidden Arsehole
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

[lactating man nips]

The Last Bumscat

Jizz - the revenge

Collateral Rammage

Felch Club