Let's create a limerick (one line each)!!

[Pinball]

There once was an oilman named George,

[fanny splendid]

Who did what ever he was told...












the end.

[Jemble Fred]

Who looked just like that Geordie La Forge (who is the blind man in Star Trek but not the proper Star Trek)

[Pinball]

There once was an oilman named George
Who looked just like Geordie La Forge.
They said he was blind

[ClaudiusMaximus]

There once was an oilman named George
Who looked just like Geordie La Forge.
They said he was blind
Which was quite unkind

[MonkeyDrummer]

There once was an oilman named George
Who looked just like Geordie La Forge.
They said he was blind
Which was quite unkind
His Dad's signature he'd learned how to forge.

[Jemble Fred]

Alternatively,

There once was an oilman named George
Who looked just like Geordie La Forge.
They said he was blind
Which was quite unkind–
He can't be, he said I was 'Gorge'!


Shit, but it is a different word.

[Borboski]

There once was a geordie named tucker

[Dr David V]

Whose career as a chicken plucker...

[mook]

Was cruelly cut short...

[Jemble Fred]

When his giblets got caught

[Rats]

in a chicken, the fowl plucking foul fucker

[mook]

In a mangle,... the dirty old fucker.

edit...beaten to it and by Rats...his was funnier too

[Borboski]

HA!

[Pinball]

Excellent! Giblets for everyone tonight!!

[Borboski]

Excellent! Giblets for everyone tonight!!
Because chickens don't put up a fight.

[tony peanuts]

You're never going to get on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue with an ending like that.

[weekender]

Excellent! Giblets for everyone tonight!!
Because chickens don't put up a fight.
You're never going to get on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue with an ending like that.
Surely that last line is way too long for a limerick isn't it, twat?

[poison popcorn]

Excellent! Giblets for everyone tonight!!
Because chickens don't put up a fight.
You're never going to get on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue with an ending like that.
Surely that last line is way too long for a limerick isn't it, twat?
maybe, yes, but if we keep this one pretty short it should balance out, yes? bugger.

[Jemble Fred]

Excellent! Giblets for everyone tonight!!
Because chickens don't put up a fight.
You're never going to get on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue with an ending like that.
Surely that last line is way too long for a limerick isn't it, twat?
maybe, yes, but if we keep this one pretty short it should balance out, yes? shite.

Well it's one step closer...

[Cliche Guevara]

There was once a woman named Freddy...

[Borboski]

There was once a woman named Freddy...
Who buried herself in confetti...

[Little Tommy Titter]

Like this thread, she did die

[Morrisfan82]

There was once a woman named Freddy
Who buried herself in confetti
Like this thread, she did die
And got baked in a pie
To be served up with chips and spaghetti

Hoops

Ha!

[untitled_london]

'twas a thread in the vision mong....

[Jemble Fred]

Twas a thread in the vision mong forum,
One of those where it's best to ignore 'em,

(Sorry, I can't leave a non-scanning line alone.)

[untitled_london]

Twas a thread in the vision mong forum,
One of those where it's best to ignore 'em,
try as they might

[Jaffa The Cake]

Twas a thread in the vision mong forum,
One of those where it's best to ignore 'em,
try as they might
to spell everything wright

[Ciarán2]

Twas a thread in the vision mong forum,
One of those where it's best to ignore 'em,
try as they might
to spell everything wright
the lack of a mong made it borin'.

(Maybe someone else could do a better last line? My first ever post in this forum though...)

[Almost Yearly]

Twas a thread in the vision mong forum,
One of those where it's best to ignore 'em,
try as they might
to spell everything wright
Wright wright wright wright wright wright wright wright wright wright.

or

Twas a thread in the vision mong forum,
One of those where it's best to ignore 'em,
Wherein try as they might
To spell everything right
There's just not enough sense of decorum

or

'Cos of Timmay, there's not enough jaw room



Here's a challenge:

There once was a really good limerick ...