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Let's create a limerick (one line each)!!

Started by Pinball, September 13, 2004, 02:59:05 PM

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NobodyGetsOutAlive

Quote from: "Cambrian Times"
Quote from: "NobodyGetsOutAlive"The liquid spurted all over my Father.

Oh dear

NOT A LIMERICK LINE!

Actually that is a good pun on "Old man"

Yeah, just get rid of 'all' and 'my' and there you have it, puns and all. Still shite though.

Beagle 2

Have you ever been down to the pier?
Lots of prostitutes there, so I hear.
But better beware,
Of those covered in hair
They could be a desciple of Greer

Have you ever been down to the pier?
Lots of prostitutes there, so I hear.
But better beware,
Of those covered in hair...

To fuck them's your sexual nadir

Jemble Fred

All far better than the obvious one, which originally ended it:

Have you ever been down to the pier?
Lots of prostitutes there, so I hear.
But better beware,
Of those covered in hair,
You might end up feeling quite queer.

Shameful. Anyway, back to the winning formula...


There's a man from the South, name of Dubya,

falafel

Whose actions might possibly trouble ya

gazzyk1ns


Cambrian Times


Beagle 2


Village Branson


poison popcorn


Jemble Fred

So there was this funny election,
And Fox News polled a cross section,
Of dumb corn-fed Texans,

Hooray. Was getting sick of always doing the second line!


Beagle 2

They'll vote for the one in the Stetson